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by ์ฑ…๋จน๋‚จ 2020. 2. 26. 23:15

๋ณธ๋ฌธ

 

ํ”„๋ Œ์ฆˆ์‹œ์ฆŒ 1: 2ํ™”ํ™€๋กœ์„œ๊ธฐ

 

 

WHAT YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND IS ๋„ˆํฌ ๋‚จ์ž๋“ค์ด ์ดํ•ด๋ฅผ ๋ชป ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ์žˆ๋Š”๋ฐ
FOR US, KISSING IS AS IMPORTANT AS ANY PART OF IT. ์–ด๋–ค ๊ณผ์ • ๋ชป์ง€์•Š๊ฒŒ ํ‚ค์Šค๊ฐ€ ์ค‘์š”ํ•˜๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
YEAH, RIGHT. ์•„๋ฌด๋ ด
YOU SERIOUS? ์ง„์งœ?
OH, YEAH. ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS IN THAT FIRST KISS. ๋‚จ์ž๊ฐ€ ์•Œ์•„์•ผ ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑด ์ฒซ ํ‚ค์Šค์— ๋‹ค ๋‹ด๊ฒจ ์žˆ์–ด
ABSOLUTELY. ๋งž์•„
YEAH, I THINK FOR US ๋‚จ์žํ•œํ…Œ ํ‚ค์Šค๋Š” ์˜คํ”„๋‹ ๊ฐ™์€ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
KISSING IS PRETTY MUCH LIKE AN OPENING ACT, YOU KNOW? ๋‚จ์žํ•œํ…Œ ํ‚ค์Šค๋Š” ์˜คํ”„๋‹ ๊ฐ™์€ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ์ฝ˜์„œํŠธ ๊ฐ”์„ ๋•Œ ๋จผ์ € ์Šคํƒ ๋”ฉ ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””์–ธ์„ ๋ด์•ผ
IT'S LIKE THE STAND-UP COMEDIAN YOU HAVE TO SIT THROUGH ์ฝ˜์„œํŠธ ๊ฐ”์„ ๋•Œ ๋จผ์ € ์Šคํƒ ๋”ฉ ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””์–ธ์„ ๋ด์•ผ
BEFORE PINK FLOYD COMES IN. ์ฝ˜์„œํŠธ ๊ฐ”์„ ๋•Œ ๋จผ์ € ์Šคํƒ ๋”ฉ ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””์–ธ์„ ๋ด์•ผ ํ•‘ํฌ ํ”Œ๋กœ์ด๋“œ ๋ฐด๋“œ๊ฐ€ ๋‚˜์˜ค์ž–์•„
YEAH, AND IT'S NOT THAT WE DON'T LIKE THE COMEDIAN. ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””์–ธ์„ ์‹ซ์–ดํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑด ์•„๋‹ˆ์•ผ
IT'S JUST THAT THAT'S... ๋‹ค๋งŒ ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””์–ธ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์—
THAT'S NOT WHY WE BOUGHT THE TICKET. ๋‹ค๋งŒ ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””์–ธ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์— ํ‹ฐ์ผ“์„ ์‚ฌ๋Š” ๊ฑด ์•„๋‹ˆ์ง€ ๋ฌธ์ œ๋Š”
THE PROBLEM IS, THOUGH ๋ฌธ์ œ๋Š”
AFTER THE CONCERT'S OVER NO MATTER HOW GREAT THE SHOW WAS ์ฝ˜์„œํŠธ๊ฐ€ ๋๋‚œ ๋‹ค์Œ์— ์‡ผ๊ฐ€ ์ข‹์•˜๋“  ๋‚˜๋นด๋“ 
YOU GIRLS ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THE COMEDIAN AGAIN. ์—ฌ์ž๋“ค์€ ๊ทธ ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””์–ธ์„ ๋‹ค์‹œ ๋ณด๊ณ  ์‹ถ์–ด ์•ˆ๋‹ฌํ•œ๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
I MEAN WE'RE IN THE CAR, FIGHTING TRAFFIC. ๋‚จ์ž๋“ค์€ ์ฐจ์—์„œ ๊ตํ†ต ์ฒด์ฆ์„ ๊ฒฌ๋””๋ฉด์„œ
BASICALLY, JUST TRYING TO STAY AWAKE. ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ์ž ๋“ค์ง€ ์•Š์œผ๋ ค๊ณ  ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
YEAH, WELL, WORD OF ADVICE-- BRING BACK THE COMEDIAN. ์ถฉ๊ณ  ํ•œ๋งˆ๋”” ํ• ๊นŒ? ๊ทธ ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””์–ธ์„ ๋ฐ๋ ค์™€
OTHERWISE, NEXT TIME ์•ˆ ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ๋‹ค์Œ์—” ์ง‘์—์„œ
YOU'RE GOING TO FIND YOURSELF SITTING AT HOME LISTENING TO THAT ALBUM ALONE. ํ˜ผ์ž ์•จ๋ฒ”์ด๋‚˜ ๋“ฃ๊ฒŒ ํ•  ํ…Œ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ
ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT SEX? ์ง€๊ธˆ ์„น์Šค ์–˜๊ธฐํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ ๋งž์ง€?
Ross: NO, IT'S GOOD. IT IS GOOD. ์•„๋‹ˆ์š”, ๋‹ค ์ข‹์€๋ฐ
IT'S JUST THAT, HMM... DOESN'T SHE SEEM A LITTLE ANGRY? ์ข€ ํ™”๋‚œ ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์ง€ ์•Š์•„์š”?
WELL, SHE HAS ISSUES. ๋ฌธ์ œ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ์œผ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ์š”
DOES SHE? ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š”?
HE'S OUT BANGING ๋‚จํŽธ์ด ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ์—ฌ์ž๋ž‘ ๋†€์•„๋‚˜๊ณ  ์žˆ๋Š” ๋™์•ˆ
WOMEN WITH A CLUB, WHILE SHE SITS AT HOME ๋‚จํŽธ์ด ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ์—ฌ์ž๋ž‘ ๋†€์•„๋‚˜๊ณ  ์žˆ๋Š” ๋™์•ˆ ๋ถ€์ธ์€ ์ง‘์— ์•‰์•„์„œ ์นดํŽซ์—์„œ ์ฝ”๋ผ๋ฆฌ ๋ƒ„์ƒˆ๋‚˜ ๋นผ๊ณ  ์žˆ์ž–์•„์š”
TRYING TO GET THE MASTODON SMELL OUT OF THE CARPET. ๋ถ€์ธ์€ ์ง‘์— ์•‰์•„์„œ ์นดํŽซ์—์„œ ์ฝ”๋ผ๋ฆฌ ๋ƒ„์ƒˆ๋‚˜ ๋นผ๊ณ  ์žˆ์ž–์•„์š”
MARSHA, YOU SEE THESE ARE CAVE PEOPLE. ๋งˆ์ƒค, ์ด ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์€ ์›์‹œ์ธ๋“ค์ด์—์š”
THEY HAVE ISSUES LIKE ์ด ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์˜ ๋ฌธ์ œ๋Š” ์ด๋Ÿฐ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”
"GEE, THAT GLACIER'S GETTING KIND OF CLOSE." SEE? '์ €๊ฒƒ ๋ด, ๋น™ํ•˜๊ฐ€ ๋‹ค๊ฐ€์˜ค๊ณ  ์žˆ์–ด'
SPEAKING OF ISSUES - ์•Œ๊ฒ ์–ด์š”? - ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ๋ฐ ํ˜น์‹œ ์ €๋ถ„
ISN'T THAT YOUR EX-WIFE? ๋‹น์‹  ์ „ ๋ถ€์ธ ์•„๋‹Œ๊ฐ€์š”? - ๋„ค? ์•„๋‡จ - ๋งž์ž–์•„์š”, ์บ๋Ÿด, ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š”!
MY..? NO, NO. YES, IT IS. - ๋„ค? ์•„๋‡จ - ๋งž์ž–์•„์š”, ์บ๋Ÿด, ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š”!
CAROL, HI. - ๋„ค? ์•„๋‡จ - ๋งž์ž–์•„์š”, ์บ๋Ÿด, ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š”! ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š”, ๋งž์•„์š” ์ •๋ง ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋„ค
YES, IT IS. HOW ABOUT I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š”, ๋งž์•„์š” ์ •๋ง ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋„ค ๋น™ํ•˜ ์‹œ๋Œ€์—์„œ ๋‹ค์‹œ ๋งŒ๋‚˜์ฃ 
IN THE ICE AGE. ๋น™ํ•˜ ์‹œ๋Œ€์—์„œ ๋‹ค์‹œ ๋งŒ๋‚˜์ฃ  "๊ฐœ๊ด€ ์ค€๋น„ ์ค‘ ์„ ์‚ฌ ์‹œ๋Œ€ ์ƒํ™œ๊ด€"
HI. - ์•ˆ๋…• - ์•ˆ๋…•
SO... ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ...
YOU LOOK GREAT. ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ... ์ข‹์•„ ๋ณด์ด๋Š”๊ตฐ
I UH... ์ข‹์•„ ๋ณด์ด๋Š”๊ตฐ
I HATE THAT. ๊ธฐ๋ถ„ ๋‚˜์œ๋ฐ
SORRY. THANKS. YOU LOOK GOOD TOO. ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด, ๊ณ ๋ง™๊ณ  ๋‹น์‹ ๋„ ์ข‹์•„ ๋ณด์—ฌ
AH, WELL, YOU KNOW, IN HERE ANYONE WHO... ๊ทธ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์„œ ๋ˆ„๊ตฌ๋‚˜
STANDS ERECT... ๋‘ ๋ฐœ๋กœ ์„œ๊ธฐ๋งŒ ํ•˜๋ฉด...
STILL, UH... A LESBIAN? - ์–ด๋•Œ? ์•„์ง๋„... - ๋ ˆ์ฆˆ๋น„์–ธ์ด๋ƒ๊ณ ?
WELL... ๊ธ€์Ž„...
YOU NEVER KNOW. ๊ทธ๊ฑด ์•„๋ฌด๋„ ๋ชจ๋ฅด๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์ง€
HOW'S UM... HOW'S THE FAMILY? ๊ทผ๋ฐ, ๊ฐ€์กฑ๋“ค์€ ์–ด๋•Œ?
MARTY'S STILL TOTALLY PARANOID. ๋งˆํ‹ฐ๋Š” ์—ฌ์ „ํžˆ ํŽธ์ง‘์ฆ์ด์•ผ
OH, AND THAT'S... ๋งˆํ‹ฐ๋Š” ์—ฌ์ „ํžˆ ํŽธ์ง‘์ฆ์ด์•ผ - ๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ... - ์—ฌ๊ธด ์›ฌ์ผ์ด์•ผ, ์บ๋Ÿด?
CAROL, WHY ARE YOU HERE, CAROL? - ๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ... - ์—ฌ๊ธด ์›ฌ์ผ์ด์•ผ, ์บ๋Ÿด?
I'M PREGNANT. PREGNANT. - ๋‚˜ ์ž„์‹ ํ–ˆ์–ด - ์ž„์‹ ?
Ha! It looks like she didn't leave in such a hurry after all. ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๊ธ‰ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๋– ๋‚œ ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์ง€๋Š” ์•Š์€๋ฐ
I THINK THIS IS THE EPISODE OF THREE'S COMPANY '์Šค๋ฆฌ์Šค ์ปดํผ๋‹ˆ'์˜ ์ด ์—ํ”ผ์†Œ๋“œ๊ฐ€
WHERE THERE'S SOME KIND OF MISUNDERSTANDING. ๋ญ”๊ฐ€ ์˜คํ•ด๊ฐ€ ์ƒ๊ธฐ๋Š” ํŽธ์ธ๊ฐ€ ๋ด
OH, THEN I'VE ALREADY SEEN THIS ONE. ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ์ด๋ฏธ ๋ณธ ๊ฑฐ๋„ค
ARE YOU THROUGH WITH THAT? ๋‹ค ๋งˆ์…จ์ง€? ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ
YEAH, SORRY. THE SWALLOWING SLOWED ME DOWN. ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•˜๋‹ค, ์ฒœ์ฒœํžˆ ๋งˆ์…”์„œ
WHOSE LITTLE BALL OF PAPER IS THIS? OH, THAT WOULD BE MINE. ์ด ์ข…์ด ๋ญ‰์น˜ ๋ˆ„๊ตฌ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ?
SEE, I WROTE A NOTE TO MYSELF ๋‚ด ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ๋ฉ”๋ชจ๋ฅผ ํ–ˆ๋‹ค๊ฐ€ ํ•„์š” ์—†์„ ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„ ๊ตฌ๊ฒผ๋Š”๋ฐ
THEN I REALIZED I DIDN'T NEED IT, SO I BALLED IT UP... ๋ฉ”๋ชจ๋ฅผ ํ–ˆ๋‹ค๊ฐ€ ํ•„์š” ์—†์„ ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„ ๊ตฌ๊ฒผ๋Š”๋ฐ
AND NOW I WISH I WAS DEAD. ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ฃฝ์„์ฃ„๋ฅผ ์ง€์—ˆ๋‹ค
SHE ALREADY FLUFFED THAT PILLOW. MONICA, YOU ALREADY... ์•„๊นŒ ๋ฒ ๊ฐœ ๋ถ€ํ’€๋ ธ๋Š”๋ฐ ๋ชจ๋‹ˆ์นด, ์•„๊นŒ ํ–ˆ์ž–...
BUT IT'S FINE. ์•„๋‹ˆ, ๊ณ„์†ํ•ด
I DON'T WANT TO GIVE THEM ANY MORE AMMUNITION THAN THEY ALREADY HAVE. ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด, ๊ดœํžˆ ํŠธ์ง‘ ์žกํž๊นŒ ๋ด ๊ฑฑ์ •๋ผ์„œ ๊ทธ๋ž˜
YES, AND WE ALL KNOW HOW CRUEL A PARENT CAN BE ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ๋ถ€๋ชจ๋‹˜์ด ์• ๋“ค ๋ฒ ๊ฐœ ๋‚ฉ์ž‘ํ•˜๋‹ค๊ณ  ํŠธ์ง‘ ์žก์œผ๋ฉด ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ๋ฌด์„œ์šด์ง€ ๋‹ค ์•Œ์ง€
ABOUT THE FLATNESS OF A CHILD'S PILLOW. ํŠธ์ง‘ ์žก์œผ๋ฉด ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ๋ฌด์„œ์šด์ง€ ๋‹ค ์•Œ์ง€
MONICA? HI. ๋ชจ๋‹ˆ์นด, ์•ˆ๋…•
UM, MONICA? YOU'RE SCARING ME. ๋ชจ๋‹ˆ์นด, ๋„ˆ ๋ฌด์„œ์›Œ
I MEAN, YOU'RE LIKE ALL CHAOTIC AND TWIRLY, YOU KNOW? ๋„ˆ ์ง€๊ธˆ ์ •๋ง ํ˜ผ๋ž€์Šค๋Ÿฝ๊ณ  ๊ผฌ์ธ ๊ฑฐ ์•Œ์•„?
AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY. ๋‚˜์œ ์ชฝ์œผ๋กœ ๋ง์ด์•ผ
YEAH, CALM DOWN. ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„
YOU DON'T SEE ROSS GETTING ALL ๋กœ์Šค๋Š” ๋ถ€๋ชจ๋‹˜ ์˜ค์…”๋„
CHAOTIC AND TWIRLY EVERY TIME THEY COME. ๋„ˆ์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ํ˜ผ๋ž€์Šค๋Ÿฝ๊ณ  ๊ผฌ์—ฌ ์žˆ์ง„ ์•Š์ž–์•„
THAT'S BECAUSE AS FAR AS MY PARENTS ARE CONCERNED ๊ทธ์•ผ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ๋ถ€๋ชจ๋‹˜์—๊ฒŒ ์˜ค๋น ๋Š” ์™„๋ฒฝํ•œ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด๋‹ˆ๊นŒ
YOU SEE, HE'S A PRINCE. ๋กœ์Šค๋Š” ์™•์ž๋‹˜์ด์•ผ
APPARENTLY, THEY HAD SOME BIG CEREMONY BEFORE I WAS BORN. ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ํƒœ์–ด๋‚˜๊ธฐ ์ „์— ์ฑ…๋ด‰์‹๋„ ํ–ˆ์„๊ฑธ
UGLY NAKED GUY GOT A THIGH MASTER. - ์™œ? - ๋ชป๋‚œ์ด ๋ฒŒ๊ฑฐ์ˆญ์ด๊ฐ€ ์šด๋™ํ•œ๋‹ค
HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY ENGAGEMENT RING? YEAH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. - ํ˜น์‹œ ๋‚ด ์•ฝํ˜ผ๋ฐ˜์ง€ ๋ดค๋‹ˆ? - ์‘, ์˜ˆ์˜๋”๋ผ
OH, GOD. OH, GOD. ๋ง™์†Œ์‚ฌ - ์•ˆ ๋ผ, ๋ง™์†Œ์‚ฌ... - ๋งŒ์ง€์ง€ ๋งˆ, ๋ชจ๋‹ˆ์นด๊ฐ€...
OH, GOD. OH, GOD. OH, GOD. NO, DON'T TOUCH THAT. - ์•ˆ ๋ผ, ๋ง™์†Œ์‚ฌ... - ๋งŒ์ง€์ง€ ๋งˆ, ๋ชจ๋‹ˆ์นด๊ฐ€...
OH, LIKE I WASN'T DREADING TOMORROW ENOUGH. HAVING TO GIVE IT BACK TO HIM. ๋‚ด์ผ ๋งŒ๋‚˜์„œ ๋Œ๋ ค์ฃผ๋ ค๊ณ  ํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ
"HI, BARRY. REMEMBER ME? I'M THE GIRL IN THE VEIL '์•ˆ๋…•, ๋ฐฐ๋ฆฌ, ๋‚˜ ๊ธฐ์–ตํ•˜์ง€?' '๊ฐ€์กฑ๋“ค ์•ž์—์„œ ๋‹น์‹  ๋ง์‹  ์ค€ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ'
THAT STOMPED ON YOUR HEART IN FRONT OF YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY." '๊ฐ€์กฑ๋“ค ์•ž์—์„œ ๋‹น์‹  ๋ง์‹  ์ค€ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ'
NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO RETURN THE RING WITHOUT THE RING ๋ฐ˜์ง€ ๋Œ๋ ค์ค˜์•ผ ํ•˜๋Š”๋ฐ ๋ฐ˜์ง€๊ฐ€ ์—†์œผ๋ฉด
WHICH MAKES IT SO MUCH HARDER. ๋” ํž˜๋“ค์–ด์ง„๋‹ค๊ณ 
EASY, RACH. WE'LL FIND IT. WON'T WE? ๊ฑฑ์ • ๋งˆ, ๋ ˆ์ด์ฒ  ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์ฐพ์•„ ์ค„๊ฒŒ, ๊ทธ๋ ‡์ง€?
OH. YEAH. - ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ - ์ข‹์•„
ALL RIGHT, WHEN DID YOU HAVE IT ON LAST? ๊ทผ๋ฐ ๋งˆ์ง€๋ง‰์œผ๋กœ ๋‚€ ๊ฒŒ ์–ธ์ œ์•ผ?
DOY. PROBABLY RIGHT BEFORE SHE LOST IT. ํ˜ธ์ด, ์•„๋งˆ ์žƒ์–ด๋ฒ„๋ฆฌ๊ธฐ ์ „์ผ๊ฑธ
YOU DON'T GET A LOT OF "DOY" THESE DAYS. ์š”์ฆ˜๋„ 'ํ˜ธ์ด'๋ž€ ๋ง์„ ์“ฐ๋ƒ?
NO, I HAD IT THIS MORNING ์•„๋ƒ, ์•„์นจ์— ๋ผ๊ณ  ์žˆ์—ˆ์–ด
AND I KNOW I HAD IT WHEN I WAS IN THE KITCHEN WITH... ๋ถ„๋ช…ํžˆ ์žˆ์—ˆ์–ด, ์ฃผ๋ฐฉ์—์„œ...
DINAH? ๋‹ค์ด๋„ˆ๋ž‘ ๊ฐ™์ด?
OH, DON'T BE MAD. ๋‚˜ํ•œํ…Œ ํ™”๋‚ด์ง€ ๋งˆ
YOU DIDN'T. OH, I'M SORRY. - ์„ค๋งˆ - ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด
I GAVE YOU ONE JOB. ๊ฒจ์šฐ ๊ทธ๊ฑฐ ํ•˜๋‚˜ ์‹œ์ผฐ๋Š”๋ฐ
OH, BUT LOOK HOW STRAIGHT THOSE NOODLES ARE. ๊ทธ๋ž˜๋„ ๋ฉด๋ฐœ ๊ณง์•„, ๋ด ๋ด
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU LOOK FOR AN ENGAGEMENT RING ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ํ•ด์„œ ๋ผ์ž๋ƒ์— ๋“  ์•ฝํ˜ผ๋ฐ˜์ง€๋ฅผ ์ฐพ์„ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์„๊นŒ?
I JUST CAN'T DO IT. ๋‚œ ๋ชป ํ•ด
BOYS? ์–˜๋“ค์•„
WE'RE GOING IN. ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์ณ๋“ค์–ด๊ฐ€์ž
HI. ์•ˆ๋…•
OH, THAT IS NOT A HAPPY "HI." ๋ฌด์Šจ ์ธ์‚ฌ๊ฐ€ ๊ทธ๋ž˜?
CAROL'S PREGNANT. ์บ๋Ÿด์ด ์ž„์‹ ํ–ˆ๋Œ€
OOH, I FOUND IT! ์ฐพ์•˜๋‹ค
WELL, WHAT..? WHA-WHA..? WHAT..? ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ๋ฌด์Šจ...
YEAH. ๊ทธ๋ž˜
DO THAT FOR ANOTHER TWO HOURS ๋‘ ์‹œ๊ฐ„ ๋™์•ˆ
YOU MIGHT BE WHERE I AM RIGHT ABOUT NOW. ๋‚˜๋„ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๊ณ  ์žˆ๋‹ค ์™”์–ด
KIND OF PUTS THAT WHOLE PILLOW THING IN PERSPECTIVE, HUH, MON? ๋ฒ ๊ฐœ ๊ฐ–๊ณ  ์•ผ๋‹จ๋ฒ•์„ ๋–ค ๋ณด๋žŒ์ด ์—†์–ด์ง„ ๊ฑฐ ๊ฐ™์€๋ฐ, ๋ชจ๋‹ˆ์นด?
HOW DO YOU FIT INTO THIS WHOLE THING? ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ํ•˜๊ธฐ๋กœ ํ–ˆ์–ด? ์บ๋Ÿด์ด๋ž‘ ์ˆ˜์ „์ด ๋‚˜๋„ ๊ด€์—ฌํ•ด์•ผ ํ•  ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™๋‹ค๊ณ  ํ•˜๋Š”๋ฐ
WELL, CAROL SAYS SHE AND SUSAN ์บ๋Ÿด์ด๋ž‘ ์ˆ˜์ „์ด ๋‚˜๋„ ๊ด€์—ฌํ•ด์•ผ ํ•  ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™๋‹ค๊ณ  ํ•˜๋Š”๋ฐ
WANT ME TO BE INVOLVED ์บ๋Ÿด์ด๋ž‘ ์ˆ˜์ „์ด ๋‚˜๋„ ๊ด€์—ฌํ•ด์•ผ ํ•  ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™๋‹ค๊ณ  ํ•˜๋Š”๋ฐ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์ง€ ์•Š์œผ๋ฉด ์ƒ๊ด€ ์•ˆ ํ•ด๋„ ๋œ๋Œ€
BUT IF I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH IT I DON'T HAVE TO BE INVOLVED. ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์ง€ ์•Š์œผ๋ฉด ์ƒ๊ด€ ์•ˆ ํ•ด๋„ ๋œ๋Œ€
BASICALLY, IT'S TOTALLY UP TO ME. ์™„์ „ํžˆ ๋‚˜ํ•œํ…Œ ๋‹ฌ๋ฆฐ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
SHE IS SO GREAT. I MISS HER. ์ •๋ง ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์€ ์—ฌ์ž์•ผ, ๋ณด๊ณ  ์‹ถ๋‹ค
WELL, WHAT DOES SHE MEAN BY "INVOLVED"? ๊ด€์—ฌํ•œ๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ๋ฌด์Šจ ๋œป์ด์•ผ?
PRESUMABLY, THE BIGGEST PART OF YOUR JOB IS DONE. ๋‚ด ์ƒ๊ฐ์—” ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ํ•  ์ผ์€ ๋๋‚œ ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์€๋ฐ
ANYWAY ๋‚˜๋ณด๊ณ  ๊ฐ™์ด ๊ฐ€์ž๊ณ  ํ•˜๋”๋ผ
THEY WANT ME TO GO DOWN TO THIS SONOGRAM THING ๋‚˜๋ณด๊ณ  ๊ฐ™์ด ๊ฐ€์ž๊ณ  ํ•˜๋”๋ผ ๋‚ด์ผ ์ดˆ์ŒํŒŒ ๊ฒ€์‚ฌ๋ฅผ ํ•œ๋Œ€
WITH THEM TOMORROW. ๋‚ด์ผ ์ดˆ์ŒํŒŒ ๊ฒ€์‚ฌ๋ฅผ ํ•œ๋Œ€
WHAT WILL YOU DO? I HAVE NO IDEA. - ์„ธ์ƒ์—, ๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ํ•  ๊ฑฐ์•ผ? - ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ์–ด
NO MATTER WHAT I DO, THOUGH - ์„ธ์ƒ์—, ๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ํ•  ๊ฑฐ์•ผ? - ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ์–ด ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ํ•˜๋“  ๋‚œ ์•„๋น ๊ฐ€ ๋  ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
I'M STILL GOING TO BE A FATHER. ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ํ•˜๋“  ๋‚œ ์•„๋น ๊ฐ€ ๋  ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
THIS IS STILL RUINED, RIGHT? ์–ด์ฐจํ”ผ ๋ง์นœ ๊ฑฐ์ž–์•„
OH, MARTHA LUDWIN'S DAUGHTER IS GOING TO CALL YOU. ๋งˆ์‚ฌ ๋Ÿฌ๊ทธ์œˆ์˜ ๋”ธ์ด ๋„ค๊ฒŒ ์ „ํ™”ํ•  ๊ฑฐ๋‹ค
HMM, WHAT'S THAT CURRY TASTE? ์นด๋ ˆ๋Š” ๋ฌด์Šจ ๋ง›์ด๋‹ˆ?
CURRY. ์นด๋ ˆ ๋ง›์ด์ฃ 
I THINK THEY'RE GREAT. I REALLY DO. YOU REMEMBER THE LUDWINS. - ์ด๊ฑฐ ์ •๋ง ๋ง›์žˆ์–ด์š” - ๋Ÿฌ๊ทธ์œˆ ๊ธฐ์–ต๋‚˜๋‹ˆ?
THE BIG ONE HAD A THING FOR YOU, DIDN'T SHE? - ์ด๊ฑฐ ์ •๋ง ๋ง›์žˆ์–ด์š” - ๋Ÿฌ๊ทธ์œˆ ๊ธฐ์–ต๋‚˜๋‹ˆ? ๊ทธ ์ง‘ ํฐ์• ๊ฐ€ ๋„ˆ๋ฅผ ์ข‹์•„ํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š์•˜๋‹ˆ?
THEY ALL HAD A THING FOR HIM. ๋‹ค๋“ค ๋กœ์Šค๋ฅผ ์ข‹์•„ํ–ˆ์ง€
Monica: I'M SORRY. WHY IS ์—„๋งˆ๋„ ์ฐธ...
THIS GIRL GOING TO CALL ME? ์ดํ•ด๊ฐ€ ์•ˆ ๊ฐ€๋Š”๋ฐ์š” ๊ฑ”๊ฐ€ ์™œ ์ „ํ™”๋ฅผ ํ•ด์š”?
SHE JUST GRADUATED, AND SHE WANTS TO BE SOMETHING ์ด์ œ ๋ง‰ ์กธ์—…ํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ์š”๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ๋‹ค๋‚˜ ๋ญ๋ผ๋‚˜
IN COOKING OR FOOD OR... I DON'T KNOW. ์ด์ œ ๋ง‰ ์กธ์—…ํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ์š”๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ๋‹ค๋‚˜ ๋ญ๋ผ๋‚˜ ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ๋‹ค
I TOLD HER YOU HAVE A RESTAURANT... ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ๋‹ค ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ์‹๋‹น์„ ํ•˜๊ณ  ์žˆ๋‹ค๊ณ  ๋งํ•ด ์คฌ๊ฑฐ๋“ 
NO, MOM. I DON'T ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ์‹๋‹น์„ ํ•˜๊ณ  ์žˆ๋‹ค๊ณ  ๋งํ•ด ์คฌ๊ฑฐ๋“ 
HAVE A RESTAURANT. I WORK IN A RESTAURANT. ์‹๋‹น์„ ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ ์‹๋‹น์—์„œ ์ผํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”
WELL, THEY DON'T HAVE TO KNOW THAT. ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๊ฒƒ๊นŒ์ง€ ์–˜๊ธฐํ•  ํ•„์š”๋Š” ์—†์ž–๋‹ˆ
ROSS, COULD YOU COME AND HELP ME WITH THE SPAGHETTI, PLEASE? ์˜ค๋น , ์ด๋ฆฌ ์™€์„œ ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ ๋งŒ๋“œ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ ๋„์™€์ค„๋ž˜?
YES. ๊ทธ๋ž˜
OH, WE'RE HAVING SPAGHETTI. ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ๋ฅผ ํ•˜๋ ค๊ณ ? ๊ทธ๊ฑด...
THAT'S... EASY. ์ŠคํŒŒ๊ฒŒํ‹ฐ๋ฅผ ํ•˜๋ ค๊ณ ? ๊ทธ๊ฑด... ์‰ฝ์ง€
I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO SOUND UNBELIEVABLY SELFISH ON MY PART ์—„์ฒญ๋‚˜๊ฒŒ ์ด๊ธฐ์ ์œผ๋กœ ๋“ค๋ฆด ๊ฑฐ ์•„๋Š”๋ฐ
BUT WERE YOU PLANNING ON BRINGING UP THE WHOLE BABY-LESBIAN THING? ๋ ˆ์ฆˆ๋น„์–ธ์ด๋‹ˆ ์•„๊ธฐ๋‹ˆ ํ•˜๋Š” ์–˜๊ธฐ๋Š” ์–ธ์ œ ํ•  ๊ฑฐ์•ผ?
'CAUSE I THINK IT MIGHT TAKE SOME OF THE HEAT OFF ME. ๋‚˜ํ•œํ…Œ๋งŒ ์Ÿ์•„์ง€๋Š” ๋น„๋‚œ์ด ๋œ์–ด์งˆ๊นŒ ์‹ถ์–ด์„œ ๊ทธ๋ž˜
WHAT THAT RACHEL DID TO HER LIFE. WE RAN INTO HER PARENTS AT THE CLUB. ๋ ˆ์ด์ฒ ๋„ ๋„ˆ๋ฌดํ–ˆ์ง€ ๊ทธ ์•  ๋ถ€๋ชจ๋‹˜์„ ๋งŒ๋‚ฌ๋Š”๋ฐ
THEY WEREN'T PLAYING WELL. ๋ถˆ์Œํ•ด์„œ ๋ชป ๋ด ์ฃผ๊ฒ ๋”๋ผ
I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT THEY SPENT ON THAT WEDDING ๊ฒฐํ˜ผ์‹์— ์–ผ๋งˆ๋ฅผ ์ผ๋Š”์ง€ ๋งํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ์ง„ ์•Š์ง€๋งŒ
BUT $40,000 IS A LOT OF MONEY. 4๋งŒ ๋‹ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ฉด ํฐ๋ˆ์ด์ง€
WELL, AT LEAST SHE HAD THE CHANCE TO LEAVE A MAN AT THE ALTAR. ๊ทธ๋ž˜๋„ ๊ทธ ์•ค ์‹์žฅ์— ๋‚จ์ž๋ฅผ ๋ฒ„๋ฆฌ๊ณ ๋ผ๋„ ์™”์ž–์•„
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? NOTHING. - ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ๋ฌด์Šจ ๋œป์ด์—์š”? - ๋ณ„ ๋œป ์—†์–ด
IT'S AN EXPRESSION. NO, IT'S NOT. - ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ๊ทธ๋ ‡๋‹ค๋Š” ์–˜๊ธฐ์•ผ - ์•„๋‹ˆ์ž–์•„์š”
DON'T LISTEN TO HER. YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN INDEPENDENT. ๋„ค ์—„๋งˆ ๋ง ๋“ฃ์ง€ ๋งˆ ๋„Œ ์–ธ์ œ๋‚˜ ๋…๋ฆฝ์ ์œผ๋กœ ์‚ด์•˜์–ด
EVEN WHEN YOU WERE A KID ์–ด๋ฆด ์ ์— ํ”ผ๋‘ฅํ”ผ๋‘ฅ ์‚ด์ด ์ช„์„œ
AND WERE CHUBBY, AND HAD NO FRIENDS ์–ด๋ฆด ์ ์— ํ”ผ๋‘ฅํ”ผ๋‘ฅ ์‚ด์ด ์ช„์„œ ์นœ๊ตฌ ํ•˜๋‚˜ ์—†์–ด๋„ ๋„Œ ์ž˜ ์ง€๋ƒˆ์ž–๋‹ˆ
YOU WERE JUST FINE. ์นœ๊ตฌ ํ•˜๋‚˜ ์—†์–ด๋„ ๋„Œ ์ž˜ ์ง€๋ƒˆ์ž–๋‹ˆ
AND YOU WOULD READ ALONE IN YOUR ROOM-- AND YOUR PUZZLES. ๋ฐฉ์— ํ‹€์–ด๋ฐ•ํ˜€์„œ ํ˜ผ์ž ์ฑ…๋„ ์ฝ๊ณ  ํผ์ฆ๋„ ํ’€์—ˆ์ง€
LOOK, THERE ARE PEOPLE LIKE ROSS WHO NEED TO SHOOT FOR THE STARS ์„ธ์ƒ์—” ๋กœ์Šค์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ์œ ๋‚œํžˆ ์ž˜๋‚˜๊ฐ€๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ์žˆ๋‹จ๋‹ค
WITH HIS MUSEUM AND HIS PAPERS GETTING PUBLISHED. ๋ฐ•๋ฌผ๊ด€์—๋„ ๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๊ณ  ๋…ผ๋ฌธ๋„ ๋ฐœํ‘œํ•˜๊ณ ...
OTHER PEOPLE ARE SATISFIED WITH STAYING WHERE THEY ARE. ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์€ ํ˜„์žฌ ์œ„์น˜์— ๋งŒ์กฑํ•˜๋ฉฐ ์ง€๋‚ด์ง€ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์€ ์ ˆ๋Œ€ ์•”์— ๊ฑธ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ๋ฒ•์ด ์—†๋‹จ๋‹ค
I'M TELLING YOU, THESE ARE THE PEOPLE ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์€ ์ ˆ๋Œ€ ์•”์— ๊ฑธ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ๋ฒ•์ด ์—†๋‹จ๋‹ค
I READ ABOUT THESE WOMEN TRYING TO HAVE IT ALL ๋ชจ๋“  ๊ฑธ ๋‹ค ๊ฐ€์ง€๋ ค๊ณ  ์š•์‹ฌ๋ถ€๋ฆฌ๋Š” ์—ฌ์ž๋“ค๋„ ์žˆ๋‹ค๋Š”๋ฐ
AND I THANK GOD OUR LITTLE HARMONICA DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE THAT PROBLEM. ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ํ•˜๋ชจ๋‹ˆ์นด๋Š” ์š•์‹ฌ์ด ์—†์–ด ์ •๋ง ๋‹คํ–‰์ด์•ผ
SO, ROSS, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU? ์˜ค๋น , ์š”์ฆ˜ ์–ด๋•Œ?
NO NEWS, NO LITTLE ANECDOTES TO SHARE WITH THE FOLKS? ์‚ฌ๊ฑด ๊ฐ™์€ ๊ฑฐ ์—†์–ด? ๊ฐ€์กฑํ•˜๊ณ  ๋‚˜๋ˆŒ ์–˜๊ธฐ๋„?
OKAY, OKAY. ์•Œ์•˜์–ด, ์•Œ์•˜๋‹ค๊ณ 
LOOK, I REALIZE YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN WONDERING WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED ๋‘ ๋ถ„, ์บ๋Ÿดํ•˜๊ณ  ์ œ ์‚ฌ์ด์— ์ •ํ™•ํžˆ ๋ฌด์Šจ ์ผ์ด ์žˆ์—ˆ๋‚˜
BETWEEN CAROL AND ME, AND SO, WELL... ๊ถ๊ธˆํ•˜์‹ค ํ…๋ฐ์š”
HERE'S THE DEAL. ์†”์งํžˆ ๋ง์”€๋“œ๋ฆด๊ฒŒ์š”
CAROL'S A LESBIAN. ์บ๋Ÿด์€ ๋ ˆ์ฆˆ๋น„์–ธ์ด์—์š”
SHE IS LIVING WITH A WOMAN NAMED SUSAN. ์ˆ˜์ „์ด๋ž€ ์—ฌ์ž์™€ ์‚ด๊ณ  ์žˆ์ฃ 
SHE'S PREGNANT WITH MY CHILD ์ง€๊ธˆ ์ œ ์•„๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ์ž„์‹ ํ•˜๊ณ  ์žˆ๋Š”๋ฐ
AND SHE AND SUSAN ARE GOING TO RAISE THE BABY. ์บ๋Ÿด๊ณผ ์ˆ˜์ „์ด ์ œ ์•„๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ํ‚ค์šฐ๊ฒ ๋Œ€์š”
AND YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS? ๋„Œ ๋‹ค ์•Œ๊ณ  ์žˆ์—ˆ๋‹ˆ?
FOLKS ARE REALLY THAT BAD, HUH? ๋„ˆํฌ ๋ถ€๋ชจ๋‹˜ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ์‹ฌํ•˜์‹œ๋‹ค
WELL, YOU KNOW, THESE PEOPLE ARE PROS. ํ”„๋กœ๋‹ค์šฐ์‹  ๊ฑฐ์ง€
THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. THEY TAKE THEIR TIME. ๋ญ˜ ํ•˜๋Š”์ง€ ์ •ํ™•ํžˆ ์•Œ๊ณ  ์‹œ๊ฐ„์„ ๋Œ๋ฉด์„œ
THEY GET THE JOB DONE. ํ•  ์ผ์„ ๋‹ค ํ•˜์‹œ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
I KNOW THEY SAY THAT YOU CAN'T CHANGE YOUR PARENTS. ๋ถ€๋ชจ๋‹˜์„ ๋ฐ”๊ฟ€ ์ˆ˜ ์—†๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฑด ์•Œ์ง€๋งŒ
BOY, IF YOU COULD I'D WANT YOURS. ํ•  ์ˆ˜๋งŒ ์žˆ๋‹ค๋ฉด ์˜ค๋น  ๋ถ€๋ชจ๋‹˜์ด๋ž‘ ๋ฐ”๊พธ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์–ด
MUST PEE. ์˜ค์คŒ ๋ˆ„๊ณ  ์˜ฌ๊ฒŒ
IT'S EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU'RE TWINS. ์Œ๋‘ฅ์ด์ธ ๊ฒƒ๋ณด๋‹จ ๋‚˜์•„
YOU'RE A TWIN? YEAH. WE DON'T SPEAK. - ๋„ˆ ์Œ๋‘ฅ์ด์•ผ? - ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ์—ฐ๋ฝ๋„ ์•ˆ ํ•ด
SHE'S THIS HIGH-POWERED, DRIVEN, CAREER TYPE. ์ผ๋ฐ–์— ๋ชจ๋ฅด๋Š” ํƒ€์ž…์ด๊ฑฐ๋“ 
WHAT DOES SHE DO? SHE'S A WAITRESS. - ๋ฌด์Šจ ์ผ์„ ํ•˜๋Š”๋ฐ? - ์›จ์ดํŠธ๋ฆฌ์Šค์•ผ
ALL RIGHT, GUYS. I'VE KIND OF GOT TO CLEAN UP NOW. ์ด์ œ ์ข€ ์น˜์›Œ์•ผ ํ•ด
YOU'RE AN ONLY CHILD, RIGHT? YOU DON'T HAVE THIS. ์ฑˆ๋“ค๋Ÿฌ, ๋„Œ ์™ธ์•„๋“ค์ด๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ์ด๋Ÿฐ ๊ฑฑ์ •์€ ์—†์ง€?
WELL, NO, ALTHOUGH I DID HAVE AN IMAGINARY FRIEND ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ธด ํ•œ๋ฐ ๊ฐ€์ƒ์˜ ์นœ๊ตฌ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ์—ˆ์–ด
WHO MY PARENTS ACTUALLY PREFERRED. ๋ถ€๋ชจ๋‹˜์ด ๋‚˜๋ณด๋‹ค ์ข‹์•„ํ–ˆ์ง€
Rachel: HIT THE LIGHTS, PLEASE. ๋ถˆ ์ข€ ๊บผ ์ค„๋ž˜?
HOW LONG WAS I IN THERE? ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ์˜ค๋ž˜ ์žˆ์—ˆ๋˜ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ?
I'M JUST CLEANING UP. ๊ฐ€๊ฒŒ ์ •๋ฆฌํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
OH, YOU, UH, DO YOU NEED ANY HELP? ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋„์™€์ค„๊นŒ?
UM, OKAY, SURE. THANKS. ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ
ANYWAY, UH, SO YOU ๊ทธ๋‚˜์ €๋‚˜
NERVOUS ABOUT BARRY TOMORROW? ๋‚ด์ผ ๋ฐฐ๋ฆฌ ๋งŒ๋‚  ์ผ์ด ๊ฑฑ์ •๋ผ?
UH, A LITTLE. ์กฐ๊ธˆ
A LOT. ๋งŽ์ด
SO, GOT ANY ADVICE-- ์กฐ์–ธ ํ•œ๋งˆ๋”” ํ•ด ์ค„๋ž˜?
YOU KNOW, AS SOMEONE WHO'S RECENTLY BEEN DUMPED? ์กฐ์–ธ ํ•œ๋งˆ๋”” ํ•ด ์ค„๋ž˜? ์ตœ๊ทผ์— ๋ฒ„๋ฆผ๋ฐ›์€ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์œผ๋กœ์„œ
WELL, YOU MAY WANT TO STEER CLEAR OF THE WORD "DUMPED." ๊ผญ '๋ฒ„๋ฆผ๋ฐ›์•˜๋‹ค'๊ณ  ๋ชป ๋ฐ•๊ณ  ์‹ถ์€ ๊ฑฐ๋ผ๋ฉด
CHANCES ARE, HE'S GOING TO BE THIS THIS BROKEN SHELL OF A MAN. ๊ทธ ์นœ๊ตฌ๊ฐ€ ์ƒ์ฒ˜๋ฅผ ๋ฐ›์•˜๋‹ค๋Š” ์‚ฌ์‹ค์„ ๋ช…์‹ฌํ•ด์•ผ๊ฒ ์ง€
SO YOU SHOULD TRY NOT TO LOOK TOO TERRIFIC. I KNOW IT'LL BE HARD. ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ๊ทผ์‚ฌํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๊พธ๋ฏธ์ง€ ๋งˆ ๋ฌผ๋ก  ์‰ฝ์ง€ ์•Š๊ฒ ์ง€๋งŒ
UH, OR, YOU KNOW, I CAN, UH... HEY, I'LL GO DOWN THERE ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์ด๋Ÿฌ๋ฉด ์–ด๋–จ๊นŒ? ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋ฐฐ๋ฆฌํ•œํ…Œ ๋ฐ˜์ง€๋ฅผ ๋Œ๋ ค์ฃผ๊ณ 
AND GIVE BARRY BACK HIS RING ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์ด๋Ÿฌ๋ฉด ์–ด๋–จ๊นŒ? ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋ฐฐ๋ฆฌํ•œํ…Œ ๋ฐ˜์ง€๋ฅผ ๋Œ๋ ค์ฃผ๊ณ  ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ์บ๋Ÿด์ด๋ž‘ ์ˆ˜์ „ํ•˜๊ณ  ์ดˆ์ŒํŒŒ์‹ค์ธ์ง€ ๋ญ”์ง€์— ๊ฐ€๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
YOU CAN GO WITH CAROL AND SUSAN TO THE O.B.G.Y. N. ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ์บ๋Ÿด์ด๋ž‘ ์ˆ˜์ „ํ•˜๊ณ  ์ดˆ์ŒํŒŒ์‹ค์ธ์ง€ ๋ญ”์ง€์— ๊ฐ€๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
YOU'VE GOT CAROL TOMORROW. - ๋‚ด์ผ ์บ๋Ÿด ๋งŒ๋‚˜๋Š”๊ตฌ๋‚˜? - ์‘
UGH, WHEN DID IT GET SO COMPLICATED? ์ผ์ด ์™œ ์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๊ผฌ์˜€์„๊นŒ?
GOT ME. ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๊ฒŒ ๋ง์ด์•ผ
REMEMBER IN HIGH SCHOOL? YEAH. - ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ํ•™๊ต ๋‹ค๋‹ ๋•Œ ์ƒ๊ฐ๋‚˜? - ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ
DIDN'T YOU THINK YOU WOULD MEET SOMEONE ๊ทธ๋• ๋ˆ„๊ตฐ๊ฐ€๋ฅผ ๋งŒ๋‚˜
FALL IN LOVE AND THAT WOULD BE IT? ์‚ฌ๋ž‘์— ๋น ์ง€๋ฉด ๋‹ค๋ผ๊ณ  ์ƒ๊ฐํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š์•˜์–ด?
YES, YES. - ๋กœ์Šค? - ๋‚˜ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์žˆ์–ด
MAN, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE HERE. ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋  ์ค„ ์ƒ์ƒ๋„ ๋ชป ํ–ˆ์–ด
ME NEITHER. ๋‚˜๋„
HI. OH, SORRY I'M LATE. I GOT STUCK AT WORK. ๋Šฆ์–ด์„œ ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด, ์ผ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์—
THERE WAS THIS BIG DINOSAUR THING. ANYWAY. ๊ทธ๋†ˆ์˜ ๊ณต๋ฃก์ด...
HI. ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š”
ROSS, YOU REMEMBER SUSAN. HOW COULD I FORGET? - ๋กœ์Šค, ์ˆ˜์ „ ๊ธฐ์–ตํ•˜์ง€? - ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์žŠ๊ฒ ์–ด?
ROSS. ๋กœ์Šค
HELLO SUSAN. GOOD SHAKE. GOOD SHAKE. ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š”, ์ˆ˜์ „ ์•…์ˆ˜ ์ข‹์ฃ , ์ข‹์•„์š”
SO, UH, WE'RE JUST WAITING FOR... ์ง€๊ธˆ ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ฆฌ๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด...
DR. OBERMAN. DR. OBERMAN. AND IS HE..? - ์˜ค๋ฒ„๋จผ ๋ฐ•์‚ฌ๋‹˜ - ์˜ค๋ฒ„๋จผ ๋ฐ•์‚ฌ๋‹˜, ๊ทธ๋ถ„์€...
SHE. "SHE," OF COURSE. - ์—ฌ์ž์˜ˆ์š” - ๋ฌผ๋ก  ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒ ์ฃ 
SHE, UH, FAMILIAR WITH OUR SPECIAL SITUATION? ์šฐ๋ฆฌ์˜ ํŠน๋ณ„ํ•œ ์ƒํ™ฉ์„ ์•Œ๊ณ  ๊ณ„์…”?
YES, AND SHE'S VERY SUPPORTIVE. ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ, ๋งŽ์ด ๋„์™€์ฃผ๊ณ  ๊ณ„์…”
GREAT. OKAY, THAT'S GREAT. ๊ทธ๊ฑฐ ์ž˜๋๊ตฐ
NO, I'M... OH. ๋์–ด์š”
THANKS. ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ
QUACK, QUACK. QUACK, QUACK. ๊ฝฅ๊ฝฅ
QUACK, QUACK, QUACK. ๊ฝฅ๊ฝฅ, ๊ฝฅ๊ฝฅ
ROSS... ๋กœ์Šค?
THAT OPENS MY CERVIX. ๊ทธ๊ฑธ๋กœ ์ž๊ถ์„ ์—ด ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
COME ON IN. - ๋ฐฐ๋ฆฌ? - ๋“ค์–ด์™€
ARE YOU SURE? ์ •๋ง ๋“ค์–ด๊ฐ€๋„ ๋ผ?
IT'S FINE. HE'LL BE HERE FOR HOURS. HUH? ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ, ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„ ๋กœ๋น„๋Š” ๋ช‡ ์‹œ๊ฐ„ ๋” ์žˆ์„ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
HOW YOU DOING? ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์ง€๋‚ด?
I'M... ๋‚˜๋Š”...
I-I'M OKAY. ์ž˜ ์žˆ์–ด
YOU LOOK GREAT. ์ข‹์•„ ๋ณด์ด๋„ค
YEAH, WELL... ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ
Woman: Dr. Farber Jason Greenspan is gagging. ํŒŒ๋ฒ„ ๋ฐ•์‚ฌ๋‹˜ ์ œ์ด์Šจ์ด ๊ตฌํ† ๋ฅผ ํ•ด์š”
BE RIGHT THERE. BE BACK IN A SECOND. ๊ณง ๊ฐˆ๊ฒŒ์š”, ์กฐ๊ธˆ๋งŒ ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ ค
I DUMPED HIM. ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ฐผ์–ด
OKAY. ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š”
SO, UH... SO HOW'S THIS, UH... HOW'S THIS GOING TO WORK? - ๋กœ์Šค - ์ด๊ฒŒ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ๋˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ?
AHEM. YOU KNOW, WITH US? ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ๊ด€๊ณ„ ๋ง์ด์•ผ
YOU KNOW WHEN, LIKE ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ๊ด€๊ณ„ ๋ง์ด์•ผ ์ค‘์š”ํ•œ ๊ฒฐ์ •์„ ํ•ด์•ผ ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ ์•„๋ƒ?
IMPORTANT DECISIONS HAVE TO BE MADE? ์ค‘์š”ํ•œ ๊ฒฐ์ •์„ ํ•ด์•ผ ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ ์•„๋ƒ?
GIVE ME A "FOR INSTANCE." ๋ฌด์Šจ ์–˜๊ธฐ์•ผ?
WELL, I DON'T KNOW. ๋‚˜๋„ ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ์–ด, ์ข‹์•„
HOW ABOUT WITH THE BABY'S NAME? ๋‚˜๋„ ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ์–ด, ์ข‹์•„ - ์•„๊ธฐ ์ด๋ฆ„์€ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ํ•  ๊ฑฐ์•ผ? - ๋ง๋Ÿฐ
MARLON. - ์•„๊ธฐ ์ด๋ฆ„์€ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ํ•  ๊ฑฐ์•ผ? - ๋ง๋Ÿฐ
MARLON. OR "MINNIE" FOR A GIRL. - ๋ง๋Ÿฐ - ์•„๋“ค์ผ ๊ฒฝ์šฐ์ด๊ณ , ๋”ธ์ด๋ฉด ๋ฏธ๋‹ˆ
AS IN "MOUSE"? ์ฅ ์ด๋ฆ„ ๋”ด ๊ฑฐ์•ผ?
AS IN MY GRANDMOTHER. ํ• ๋จธ๋‹ˆ ์„ฑํ•จ์„ ๋•„์–ด
STILL, YOU SAY "MINNIE," YOU HEAR "MOUSE." ๊ทธ๋ž˜๋„ '๋ฏธ๋‹ˆ'๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•˜๋ฉด ์ฅ ๊ฐ™์ž–์•„
UM, HOW ABOUT, UM... ์ด๊ฑด ์–ด๋•Œ?
HOW ABOUT "JULIA"? ์ค„๋ฆฌ์•„ ์–ด๋•Œ?
JULIA. ์ค„๋ฆฌ์•„?
WE AGREED ON MINNIE. ๋ฏธ๋‹ˆ๋กœ ํ•ฉ์˜ ๋ดค์–ด์š”
WE AGREED WE'D SPEND OUR LIVES TOGETHER. ์žฌ๋ฐŒ๊ตฐ์š”, ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ํ‰์ƒ์„ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ์‚ด๊ธฐ๋กœ ํ•ฉ์˜ํ–ˆ์ง€๋งŒ
THINGS CHANGE-- ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES. ์žฌ๋ฐŒ๊ตฐ์š”, ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ํ‰์ƒ์„ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ์‚ด๊ธฐ๋กœ ํ•ฉ์˜ํ–ˆ์ง€๋งŒ ์ƒํ™ฉ์ด ์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋์ž–์•„์š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋‹ˆ ๋Œ์ด ์ฐธ์•„์š”
I BELIEVE JULIA'S ON THE TABLE. ์ค„๋ฆฌ์•„๋„ ์ƒ๊ฐํ•ด ๋ด
SORRY ABOUT THAT. ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด
SO, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO? ์š”์ฆ˜ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์ง€๋‚ด?
OH, NOT MUCH. ๋ณ„์ผ ์—†์–ด
I GOT A JOB. THAT'S GREAT. - ๋‚˜ ์ทจ์งํ–ˆ์–ด - ์ž˜๋๋„ค
WHY ARE YOU SO TAN? ์™œ ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ํƒ”์–ด?
OH, I, UH, I WENT TO ARUBA. ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์•„๋ฃจ๋ฐ”์— ๊ฐ”๋‹ค ์™”์–ด
OH, NO. YOU WENT ON OUR HONEYMOON ALONE? ์ €๋Ÿฐ, ์‹ ํ˜ผ์—ฌํ–‰์„ ํ˜ผ์ž ๋‹ค๋…€์˜จ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ?
NO. ์•„๋‹ˆ
NO, ACTUALLY, UH... ์‚ฌ์‹ค์€...
I WENT WITH, UH... ๋ˆ„๊ตฌ๋ž‘ ๊ฐ”๋ƒ๋ฉด...
NOW THIS MAY HURT. ME? - ๊ณ ํ†ต์Šค๋Ÿฌ์šธ ํ…๋ฐ - ์ €์š”?
NO, NO. ์•„๋‹ˆ
I WENT WITH MINDY. ๋ฏผ๋””๋ž‘ ๋‹ค๋…€์™”์–ด
MINDY? ๋ฏผ๋””?
MY MAID OF HONOR, MINDY? ๋“ค๋Ÿฌ๋ฆฌ ๋Œ€ํ‘œ๋กœ ์„ฐ๋˜ ๋ฏผ๋””?
YEAH, WE'RE UH... KIND OF A THING NOW. ์‘, ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์‚ฌ๊ท€๊ณ  ์žˆ์–ด
WELL, UM, I... ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ...
YOU GOT PLUGS. ๋จธ๋ฆฌ์นด๋ฝ ์‹ฌ์—ˆ์–ด?
CAREFUL THEY HAVEN'T QUITE TAKEN YET. ์กฐ์‹ฌํ•ด, ๋น ์ง€์ž–์•„
AND YOU GOT LENSES. ๋ Œ์ฆˆ๋„ ๊ผˆ๋„ค?
BUT YOU HATE STICKING YOUR FINGER IN YOUR EYE. ๋ Œ์ฆˆ๋„ ๊ผˆ๋„ค? ์†์œผ๋กœ ๋ˆˆ ์ฐŒ๋ฅด๋Š” ๊ฑฐ ์‹ซ์–ดํ•˜์ž–์•„
NOT FOR HER. ๋ฏผ๋””๊ฐ€ ์›ํ•˜๋‹ˆ๊นŒ
LISTEN, I REALLY WANTED TO THANK YOU. ๋‹น์‹ ํ•œํ…Œ ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ
OKAY. ์ข‹์•„
A MONTH AGO, I WANTED TO HURT YOU-- ํ•œ ๋‹ฌ ์ „๋งŒ ํ•ด๋„ ๋‹น์‹ ํ•œํ…Œ ๋ณต์ˆ˜ํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ์—ˆ์–ด
MORE THAN I'VE EVER WANTED TO HURT ANYONE. ์„ธ์ƒ ๋ˆ„๊ตฌ๋ณด๋‹ค ๋‹น์‹ ์—๊ฒŒ ์ƒ์ฒ˜๋ฅผ ์ฃผ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์—ˆ์ง€
AND I'M AN ORTHODONTIST. ๋‚œ ์น˜์—ด ๊ต์ • ์˜์‚ฌ์ž–์•„
WOW. ๊ต‰์žฅํ•˜๋„ค
YOU KNOW, YOU WERE RIGHT. I THOUGHT WE WERE HAPPY. ๋‹น์‹ ์ด ์˜ณ์•˜์–ด ์šฐ๋ฆฐ ํ–‰๋ณตํ•œ ์ค„ ์•Œ์•˜์ง€๋งŒ
WE WEREN'T HAPPY. ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๊ฒŒ ์•„๋‹ˆ์—ˆ์–ด
BUT WITH MINDY... ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ์ง€๊ธˆ ๋ฏผ๋””๋ž‘์€
NOW I'M HAPPY. ํ–‰๋ณตํ•ด
SPIT. WHAT? - ์นจ ๋ฑ‰์–ด - ๋ญ?
ME. ์ €์˜ˆ์š”
ANYWAY, UM... ๊ทธ๊ฑด ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ณ 
I GUESS, UH... I GUESS THIS BELONGS TO YOU. ์ด ๋ฐ˜์ง€ ๋‹น์‹ ํ•œํ…Œ ์ค˜์•ผ ํ•  ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„์„œ
AND THANK YOU FOR GIVING IT TO ME. ๋‚˜ํ•œํ…Œ ์คฌ๋˜ ๊ฑฐ ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ
WELL, THANK YOU FOR GIVING IT BACK. ๋Œ๋ ค์ค˜์„œ ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ
HELLO? ์ €๊ธฐ์š”?
OH, PLEASE. WHAT'S WRONG WITH HELEN? ํ—ฌ๋ Œ์ด ๋ญ๊ฐ€ ์–ด๋•Œ์„œ์š”?
"HELEN GELLER"? ํ—ฌ๋ Œ ๊ฒ”๋Ÿฌ?
I DON'T THINK SO. IT WON'T BE HELEN GELLER. - ์ด์ƒํ•˜์ž–์•„์š” - ํ—ฌ๋ Œ ๊ฒ”๋Ÿฌ๋Š” ์•ˆ ๋ผ
THANK YOU. ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ
NO, I MEAN IT'S NOT GELLER. ๋‚ด ๋ง์€ ๊ฒ”๋Ÿฌ๊ฐ€ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ž€ ๋œป์ด์•ผ
IT'S GOING TO BE "HELEN WILLICK?" ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ํ—ฌ๋ Œ ์œŒ๋ฆญ?
NO, ACTUALLY WE TALKED ABOUT ์•„๋‹ˆ, ์‚ฌ์‹ค์€
"HELEN WILLICK-BUNCH." ํ—ฌ๋ Œ ์œŒ๋ฆญ ๋ฒˆ์น˜๋กœ ํ•  ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. WHY IS SHE IN THE TITLE? ์ž ๊น, ์ด ์—ฌ์ž ์ด๋ฆ„์ด ์™œ ๋“ค์–ด๊ฐ€?
IT'S MY BABY, TOO. ๋‚ด ์•„๊ธฐ์ด๊ธฐ๋„ ํ•˜๋‹ˆ๊นŒ์š”
REALLY? I DON'T REMEMBER YOU MAKING ANY SPERM. ๋‹น์‹ ์ด ์ •์ž๋„ ๋งŒ๋“œ๋Š” ์ค„์€ ๋ชฐ๋ž๋„ค์š”
YEAH, AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT A CHALLENGE THAT IS. ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ํž˜๋“ ์ง€ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ๋ชจ๋‘ ์ž˜ ์•Œ๊ณ  ์žˆ์ฃ 
SEE, SEE? YOU TWO STOP IT. - ๋ดค์ง€, ๋ดค์ง€? - ๋‘ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ, ๊ทธ๋งŒ ์ข€ ํ•ด
NO, SHE GETS CREDIT, I'M IN THERE TOO. ์ข‹์•„, ๊ทธ๋ ‡๋‹ค๊ณ  ์ณ ๋‚ด ์ด๋ฆ„๋„ ๋“ค์–ด๊ฐ€์•ผ๊ฒ ์–ด
ROSS, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY SUGGESTING "HELEN WILLICK-BUNCH-GELLER?" ํ—ฌ๋ Œ ์œŒ๋ฆญ ๋ฒˆ์น˜ ๊ฒ”๋Ÿฌ๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•ด์•ผ๊ฒ ์–ด?
THAT BORDERS ON CHILD ABUSE. ๊ทธ๊ฑด ์•„๋™ ํ•™๋Œ€์•ผ
UH, OF COURSE NOT. I'M SUGGESTING "GELLER-WILLICK-BUNCH." ๋ฌผ๋ก  ์•„๋‹ˆ์ง€ ๊ฒ”๋Ÿฌ ์œŒ๋ฆญ ๋ฒˆ์น˜๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•ด
SEE WHAT HE'S DOING? ์•„๋‹ˆ, ์•„๋‹ˆ, ์ด ์‚ฌ๋žŒ ์ข€ ๋ด
NO ONE WILL SAY ALL THOSE NAMES. ์•„๋‹ˆ, ์•„๋‹ˆ, ์ด ์‚ฌ๋žŒ ์ข€ ๋ด ๊ธด ์ด๋ฆ„์„ ๋‹ค ๋ชป ๋ถ€๋ฅผ ํ…Œ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ
THEY'LL WIND UP CALLING HER "GELLER." ๊ธด ์ด๋ฆ„์„ ๋‹ค ๋ชป ๋ถ€๋ฅผ ํ…Œ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ์ž๊ธฐ ์ด๋ฆ„์„ ์•ž์— ๋„ฃ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ ๋ด ์ž๊ธฐ ๋ฉ‹๋Œ€๋กœ์•ผ
THEN HE GETS HIS WAY. ์ž๊ธฐ ์ด๋ฆ„์„ ์•ž์— ๋„ฃ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ ๋ด ์ž๊ธฐ ๋ฉ‹๋Œ€๋กœ์•ผ
MY WAY? YOU THINK THIS IS MY WAY? ๋‚ด ๋ฉ‹๋Œ€๋กœ? ๋‚ด ๋ฉ‹๋Œ€๋กœ๋ผ๊ณ  ์ƒ๊ฐํ•ด์š”?
BELIEVE ME, OF ALL THE WAYS I EVER IMAGINED ๋‚ด ๋ฉ‹๋Œ€๋กœ? ๋‚ด ๋ฉ‹๋Œ€๋กœ๋ผ๊ณ  ์ƒ๊ฐํ•ด์š”? ์ด๋Ÿฐ ์ƒํ™ฉ์—์„œ ๋‚ด ๋ฉ‹๋Œ€๋กœ๋ž€ ํ‘œํ˜„์„ ์จ๋„ ๋˜๋Š” ๊ฑด๊ฐ€์š”?
THIS MOMENT IN MY LIFE BEING-- THIS IS NOT MY WAY. ์ด๋Ÿฐ ์ƒํ™ฉ์—์„œ ๋‚ด ๋ฉ‹๋Œ€๋กœ๋ž€ ํ‘œํ˜„์„ ์จ๋„ ๋˜๋Š” ๊ฑด๊ฐ€์š”? ์ด๊ฑด ๋ง์ด ์•ˆ ๋ผ, ๋‚œ ์ •๋ง...
YOU KNOW WHAT? ์ด๊ฑด ๋ง์ด ์•ˆ ๋ผ, ๋‚œ ์ •๋ง...
THIS IS TOO HARD-- I CAN'T... ์ด๊ฑด ๋ง์ด ์•ˆ ๋ผ, ๋‚œ ์ •๋ง... ์˜ค๋Š˜์€ ์ข€ ์–ด๋•Œ์š”? ์†์ด ๋ฉ”์Šค๊บผ์›Œ์š”?
HOW ARE WE? ANY NAUSEA? ์˜ค๋Š˜์€ ์ข€ ์–ด๋•Œ์š”? ์†์ด ๋ฉ”์Šค๊บผ์›Œ์š”?
A LITTLE. - ์กฐ๊ธˆ์š” - ์•ฝ๊ฐ„์š”
I WAS JUST WONDERING ABOUT THE MOTHER-TO-BE BUT THANKS FOR SHARING. ์ž„์‹ ๋ถ€์—๊ฒŒ ๋ฌผ์€ ๊ฑฐ์ง€๋งŒ ๋Œ€๋‹ตํ•ด ์ค˜์„œ ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š”
UH, LIE BACK. ์ž„์‹ ๋ถ€์—๊ฒŒ ๋ฌผ์€ ๊ฑฐ์ง€๋งŒ ๋Œ€๋‹ตํ•ด ์ค˜์„œ ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š” ๋ˆ„์›Œ์š”
UH, YOU KNOW WHAT? ๋‚œ ๊ฐ€์•ผ๊ฒ ์–ด
I'M GOING TO GO. ๋‚œ ๊ฐ€์•ผ๊ฒ ์–ด ์ด๋Ÿฐ ํŠน๋ณ„ํ•œ ์ƒํ™ฉ์„ ๋” ์ด์ƒ ๊ฒฌ๋”œ ์ˆ˜๊ฐ€ ์—†์–ด
I DON'T THINK I CAN BE INVOLVED IN THIS PARTICULAR FAMILY. ์ด๋Ÿฐ ํŠน๋ณ„ํ•œ ์ƒํ™ฉ์„ ๋” ์ด์ƒ ๊ฒฌ๋”œ ์ˆ˜๊ฐ€ ์—†์–ด
OH, MY GOD. ์„ธ์ƒ์—
LOOK AT THAT. ์ €๊ฑฐ ๋ด
I KNOW. ๊ทธ๋ž˜
ISN'T THAT AMAZING? ๊ต‰์žฅํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š๋‹ˆ?
WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE SEEING HERE? ๋ญ๊ฐ€ ๋ณด์ธ๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ?
I DON'T KNOW, BUT I THINK IT'S ABOUT ์ž˜ ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ์ง€๋งŒ ๋ง‰ ์—”ํ„ฐํ”„๋ผ์ด์ฆˆํ˜ธ๋ฅผ ๊ณต๊ฒฉํ•˜๋ ค๋Š” ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„
TO ATTACK THE ENTERPRISE. ๋ง‰ ์—”ํ„ฐํ”„๋ผ์ด์ฆˆํ˜ธ๋ฅผ ๊ณต๊ฒฉํ•˜๋ ค๋Š” ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„
IF YOU TILT YOUR HEAD TO THE LEFT AND RELAX YOUR EYES ๋จธ๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ์™ผ์ชฝ์œผ๋กœ ํ•˜๊ณ  ๋ˆˆ์—์„œ ํž˜์„ ๋นผ๋ฉด
IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE AN OLD POTATO. ์˜ค๋ž˜๋œ ๊ฐ์ž ๊ฐ™์•„ ๋ณด์—ฌ
THEN DON'T DO THAT, ALL RIGHT? OKAY. - ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋ณด์ง€ ๋งˆ - ์•Œ์•˜์–ด
MONICA. ๋ชจ๋‹ˆ์นด
WHAT DO YOU THINK? ์–ด๋– ๋‹ˆ?
ARE YOU WELLING UP? ๊ฐ๋™์ ์ด์ง€?
NO. - ์•„๋‹ˆ - ๋งž์ž–์•„
YOU ARE. YOU'RE WELLING UP. NO, I'M NOT. - ๊ฐ๋™๋ฐ›์•˜์ž–์•„ - ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ
YOU'LL BE AN AUNT. ( sobbing ): SHUT UP. - ๋„Œ ๊ณ ๋ชจ๊ฐ€ ๋˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ - ๊ทธ๋งŒํ•ด
HI, MINDY. ์•ˆ๋…•, ๋ฏผ๋””
HI, I-IT'S RACHEL. ๋‚˜ ๋ ˆ์ด์ฒ ์ด์•ผ
YEAH, I'M FINE. I-I SAW BARRY TODAY. ์‘, ์ž˜ ์ง€๋‚ด ์˜ค๋Š˜ ๋ฐฐ๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ๋งŒ๋‚ฌ์–ด
UH, YEAH, HE TOLD ME. ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ์–˜๊ธฐ ๋“ค์—ˆ์–ด
NO. NO, IT'S OKAY. ์•„๋‹ˆ, ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„
REALLY, IT'S OKAY. ์•„๋‹ˆ, ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„ ์ •๋ง ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„ ๋‘˜์ด ํ–‰๋ณตํ–ˆ์œผ๋ฉด ์ข‹๊ฒ ์–ด
I HOPE YOU TWO ARE VERY HAPPY, I REALLY DO. ์ •๋ง ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„ ๋‘˜์ด ํ–‰๋ณตํ–ˆ์œผ๋ฉด ์ข‹๊ฒ ์–ด
UH, OH, AND MIN, YOU KNOW ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ๋ง์ด์•ผ, ๋ฏผ๋”” ์ผ์ด ์ž˜ ํ’€๋ ค์„œ
IF EVERYTHING WORKS OUT AND YOU GUYS ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ๋ง์ด์•ผ, ๋ฏผ๋”” ์ผ์ด ์ž˜ ํ’€๋ ค์„œ ๋„ˆํฌ ๋‘˜์ด ๊ฒฐํ˜ผํ•˜๊ณ  ์•„๊ธฐ๋„ ๋‚ณ๊ฒŒ ๋˜๋ฉด
END UP GETTING MARRIED AND HAVING KIDS AND EVERYTHING... ๋„ˆํฌ ๋‘˜์ด ๊ฒฐํ˜ผํ•˜๊ณ  ์•„๊ธฐ๋„ ๋‚ณ๊ฒŒ ๋˜๋ฉด
I HOPE THEY HAVE HIS OLD HAIRLINE AND YOUR OLD NOSE. ์˜ˆ์ „ ๋ฐฐ๋ฆฌ์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ๋Œ€๋จธ๋ฆฌ์— ์ฝ”๋Š” ์›๋ž˜ ๋„ค ์ฝ” ๋‹ฎ์•˜์œผ๋ฉด ์ข‹๊ฒ ๋‹ค
OKAY, I KNOW IT WAS A CHEAP SHOT BUT I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER NOW. ์œ ์น˜ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ ์•Œ์ง€๋งŒ ์ด๋Ÿฌ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ์†์ด ๋‹ค ์‹œ์›ํ•ด

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