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by ์ฑ…๋จน๋‚จ 2020. 2. 24. 15:26

๋ณธ๋ฌธ

 

ํ”„๋ Œ์ฆˆ ์‹œ์ฆŒ 1: 1ํ™”์‚ฌ๋ž‘์ด๋ž€?

 

ํ”„๋ Œ์ฆˆ ์‹œ์ฆŒ1 1ํ™” '์‚ฌ๋ž‘์ด๋ž€?' ๋Œ€๋ณธ(์Šคํฌ๋ฆฝํŠธ)์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค!

 

 

THERE'S NOTHING TO TELL. "์„ผํŠธ๋Ÿด ํผํฌ" ์–˜๊ธฐํ•  ๊ฒƒ๋„ ์—†์–ด ๊ฐ™์ด ์ผํ•˜๋Š” ๋™๋ฃŒ์ผ ๋ฟ์ด์•ผ
IT'S JUST SOME GUY I WORK WITH. ์–˜๊ธฐํ•  ๊ฒƒ๋„ ์—†์–ด ๊ฐ™์ด ์ผํ•˜๋Š” ๋™๋ฃŒ์ผ ๋ฟ์ด์•ผ
COME ON. YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH THE GUY. ๋ฌด์Šจ ์†Œ๋ฆฌ ๋‚จ์ž๋ž‘ ๋ฐ์ดํŠธํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์ž–์•„
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM. ๊ทธ ๋‚จ์ž ์–ด๋”˜๊ฐ€ ์ž˜๋ชป๋œ ๊ฒŒ ๋ถ„๋ช…ํ•ด
SO, DOES HE HAVE A HUMP? A HUMP AND A HAIRPIECE? ๊ทธ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ ํ˜น ์žˆ์–ด? ํ˜น๋„ ์žˆ๊ณ  ๋ถ€๋ถ„ ๊ฐ€๋ฐœ๋„ ์“ฐ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ?
WAIT, DOES HE EAT CHALK? ๊ทธ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ ๋ถ„ํ•„ ๋จน๋Š”๊ตฌ๋‚˜?
JUST 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT HER TO GO THROUGH WHAT I WENT THROUGH WITH CARL. ์นผ ๊ฐ™์€ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์„ ๋งŒ๋‚ฌ์„๊นŒ ๋ด ๊ฑฑ์ •๋ผ์„œ ๊ทธ๋ž˜
OKAY, EVERYBODY RELAX. THIS IS NOT A DATE. ๋‹ค๋“ค ํฅ๋ถ„ํ•  ๊ฑฐ ์—†์–ด ์ด๊ฑด ๋ฐ์ดํŠธ๋„ ์•„๋‹ˆ์•ผ
IT'S TWO PEOPLE GOING OUT TO DINNER AND NOT HAVING SEX. ๋‘ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ํ•จ๊ป˜ ์‹์‚ฌํ•˜๊ณ  ์„น์Šค ์—†์ด ํ—ค์–ด์ง€๋Š” ๊ฑฐ๋ผ๊ณ 
SOUNDS LIKE A DATE TO ME. ๋‚˜ํ•œํ…Œ๋Š” ๋ฐ์ดํŠธ ๊ฐ™์€๋ฐ?
SO I'M BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL. I'M STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CAFETERIA ๊ณ ๋“ฑํ•™๊ต ๋•Œ๋กœ ๋Œ์•„๊ฐ”๋Š”๋ฐ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์‹๋‹น ํ•œ๊ฐ€์šด๋ฐ ์„œ ์žˆ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
AND I REALIZE I AM TOTALLY... NAKED. ๊ทธ๊ฒƒ๋„ ์™„์ „ํžˆ... ํ™€๋”ฑ ๋ฒ—๊ณ 
I'VE HAD THAT DREAM. - ๋‚˜๋„ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๊ฟˆ ๊ฟจ์–ด - ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์  ์žˆ์ง€
THEN, I LOOK DOWN AND I REALIZE THERE IS A PHONE... ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ๋ฐ ์•„๋ž˜๋ฅผ ๋‚ด๋ ค๋‹ค๋ณด๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ์ „ํ™”๊ฐ€ ์žˆ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์ง€
THERE. ๊ฑฐ๊ธฐ์—!
INSTEAD OF..? THAT'S RIGHT. - ๊ทธ๊ฑฐ ๋Œ€์‹ ์—... - ๊ทธ๋ ‡๋‹ค๋‹ˆ๊นŒ
NEVER HAD THAT DREAM. - ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๊ฟˆ์€ ์•ˆ ๊ฟ” ๋ดค์–ด - ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๊ฟˆ์€ ์•ˆ ๊ฟ” ๋ดค์–ด
ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE PHONE STARTS TO RING ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ๋ฐ ๊ฐ‘์ž๊ธฐ ์ „ํ™”๊ฐ€ ์šธ๋ฆฌ๊ธฐ ์‹œ์ž‘ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
AND IT TURNS OUT IT'S MY MOTHER ์ „ํ™”๋ฅผ ๊ฑด ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ์•Œ๊ณ  ๋ณด๋‹ˆ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์—„๋งˆ์˜€์–ด
WHICH IS VERY, VERY WEIRD BECAUSE... SHE NEVER CALLS ME. ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์ •๋ง ์ด์ƒํ•˜๋‹จ ์–˜๊ธฐ์•ผ ์—„๋งˆ๋Š” ์ ˆ๋Œ€ ์ „ํ™”๋ฅผ ์•Š๊ฑฐ๋“ 
HI. ์•ˆ๋…•
THIS GUY SAYS "HELLO. I WANT TO KILL MYSELF." ์Ÿค๊ฐ€ ์ €๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ์ธ์‚ฌํ•˜๋ฉด ์ฝฑ ์ฃฝ์–ด ๋ฒ„๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์–ด
ARE YOU OKAY, SWEETIE? ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„, ์˜ค๋น ?
I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE REACHED DOWN MY THROAT GRABBED MY SMALL INTESTINE, PULLED IT OUT MY MOUTH ๋ˆ„๊ตฐ๊ฐ€ ๋‚ด ๋ชฉ์— ์†์„ ์ง‘์–ด๋„ฃ๊ณ  ๋‚ด์žฅ์„ ์žก์•„์ฑ„์„œ ์ž… ๋ฐ–์œผ๋กœ ๊บผ๋‚ด์„œ
AND TIED IT AROUND MY NECK. COOKIE? - ๋ชฉ์— ๋Œ๋Œ ๋งˆ๋Š” ๊ธฐ๋ถ„์ด์•ผ - ์ฟ ํ‚ค ๋จน์„๋ž˜?
CAROL MOVED HER STUFF OUT TODAY. ์บ๋Ÿด์ด ์˜ค๋Š˜ ์ง์„ ๊ฐ€์ ธ๊ฐ”๋Œ€
LET ME GET YOU SOME COFFEE. THANKS. - ์ปคํ”ผ ์‚ฌ ์˜ฌ๊ฒŒ - ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ
NO. OH, NO. NO, DON'T. STOP CLEANSING MY AURA. ๊ทธ๋งŒ, ๋‚ด ๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ์ฒญ์†Œํ•  ์ƒ๊ฐ์€ ํ•˜์ง€ ๋ง์•„ ์ค˜
LEAVE MY AURA ALONE, OKAY? ๋‚ด ๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ๋‚ด๋ฒ„๋ ค ๋‘๋ž€ ๋ง์ด์•ผ ์•Œ๊ฒ ์–ด?
I'LL BE FINE, ALL RIGHT? REALLY, EVERYONE. I HOPE SHE'LL BE VERY HAPPY. Monica: NO, YOU DON'T. ๋‚œ ์ง„์งœ๋กœ ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„ ์บ๋Ÿด์ด ํ–‰๋ณตํ–ˆ์œผ๋ฉด ์ข‹๊ฒ ์–ด
NO I DON'T. TO HELL WITH HER. - ๊ฑฐ์ง“๋ง - ๋‹น์—ฐํžˆ ๊ฑฐ์ง“๋ง์ด์ง€ ๋‚  ๋ฒ„๋ ธ๋Š”๋ฐ ํ–‰๋ณตํ•˜๋“ ์ง€ ๋ง๋“ ์ง€!
SHE LEFT ME. ๋‚  ๋ฒ„๋ ธ๋Š”๋ฐ ํ–‰๋ณตํ•˜๋“ ์ง€ ๋ง๋“ ์ง€!
AND YOU NEVER KNEW SHE WAS A LESBIAN? ์บ๋Ÿด์ด ๋ ˆ์ฆˆ๋น„์–ธ์ธ ๊ฑฐ ์ •๋ง ๋ชฐ๋ž์–ด?
NO. OKAY? ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ๋ชฐ๋ž๋‹ค
WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP FIXATING ON THAT? ์™œ ๋‹ค๋“ค ๊ทธ๊ฑฐ์— ์ง‘์ฐฉํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ?
SHE DIDN'T KNOW. HOW SHOULD I KNOW? ์ž๊ธฐ๋„ ๋ชฐ๋ž๋‹ค๋Š”๋ฐ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์•Œ์•˜๊ฒ ์–ด?
SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS A LESBIAN. ๋‚˜๋„ ๊ฐ€๋” ๋ ˆ์ฆˆ๋น„์–ธ์ด๋ฉด ์ข‹๊ฒ ๋‹ค
DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD? ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ง€๊ธˆ ์†Œ๋ฆฌ ๋‚ด์„œ ๋งํ–ˆ์–ด?
ALL RIGHT, ROSS, LOOK ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„, ๋กœ์Šค
YOU'RE FEELING A LOT OF PAIN RIGHT NOW. ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„, ๋กœ์Šค ์ง€๊ธˆ ๋งŽ์ด ๊ณ ํ†ต์Šค๋Ÿฌ์šธ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
YOU'RE ANGRY. YOU'RE HURTING. ํ™”๋„ ๋‚˜๊ณ  ์ƒ์ฒ˜๋ฅผ ์ž…์—ˆ์ง€
CAN I TELL YOU WHAT THE ANSWER IS? ์ด๋Ÿด ๋•Œ ํ•ด๋‹ต์ด ๋ญ” ์ค„ ์•Œ์•„?
STRIP JOINTS! ์ŠคํŠธ๋ฆฝ์‡ผ ๋ฐ”์— ๊ฐ€๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ!
OH, COME ON. YOU'RE SINGLE. ๋„Œ ์ด์ œ ์‹ฑ๊ธ€์ด์ž–์•„ ๋„ˆ๋„ ์ข€ ์ฆ๊ฒจ์•ผ์ง€
SEE, BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE SINGLE, OKAY? ๋‚œ ์‹ฑ๊ธ€์ธ ๊ฒŒ ์‹ซ๋‹จ ๋ง์ด์•ผ, ์•Œ์•„?
I JUST, I JUST, I JUST WANT TO BE MARRIED AGAIN. ๋‹ค์‹œ ๊ฒฐํ˜ผํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ์–ด
AND I JUST WANT A MILLION DOLLARS. ๋‚œ 100๋งŒ ๋‹ฌ๋Ÿฌ๊ฐ€ ๊ฐ–๊ณ  ์‹ถ๋‹ค!
RACHEL? ๋ ˆ์ด์ฒ ?
OH, GOD, MONICA, HI. THANK GOD. ๋ ˆ์ด์ฒ ? ์„ธ์ƒ์—, ๋ชจ๋‹ˆ์นด! ๋‹คํ–‰์ด์•ผ!
I JUST WENT TO YOUR BUILDING AND YOU WEREN'T THERE ๋„ˆํฌ ์ง‘์— ๊ฐ”๋Š”๋ฐ ์—†๋”๋ผ
AND THEN THIS GUY WITH A BIG HAMMER ์ปค๋‹ค๋ž€ ๋ง์น˜๋ฅผ ๋“  ๋‚จ์ž๊ฐ€ ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์žˆ์„ ์ˆ˜๋„ ์žˆ๋‹ค๋”๋‹ˆ
SAID THAT YOU MIGHT BE HERE, AND YOU ARE. ์ปค๋‹ค๋ž€ ๋ง์น˜๋ฅผ ๋“  ๋‚จ์ž๊ฐ€ ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์žˆ์„ ์ˆ˜๋„ ์žˆ๋‹ค๋”๋‹ˆ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์žˆ๊ตฌ๋‚˜
CAN I GET YOU SOME COFFEE? DECAF. - ์ปคํ”ผ ๋“œ๋ ค์š”? - ์นดํŽ˜์ธ ์—†๋Š” ๊ฑธ๋กœ์š”
OKAY, EVERYBODY, THIS IS RACHEL ANOTHER LINCOLN HIGH SURVIVOR. ์–˜๋“ค์•„, ์—ฌ๊ธด ๋ ˆ์ด์ฒ ์ด๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•ด ๋ง์ปจ ๊ณ ๋“ฑํ•™๊ต ์ƒ์กด์ž์•ผ
THIS IS EVERYBODY. THIS IS CHANDLER AND PHOEBE, AND JOEY ์ด์ชฝ์€ ์นœ๊ตฌ๋“ค์ด์•ผ ์ฑˆ๋“ค๋Ÿฌ, ํ”ผ๋น„, ์กฐ์ด
AND YOU REMEMBER MY BROTHER ROSS? ์ด์ชฝ์€ ์นœ๊ตฌ๋“ค์ด์•ผ ์ฑˆ๋“ค๋Ÿฌ, ํ”ผ๋น„, ์กฐ์ด ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์˜ค๋น  ๋กœ์Šค ๊ธฐ์–ตํ•˜์ง€?
SURE. - ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ - ์•ˆ๋…•
HI. OH! - ์•ˆ๋…• - ๋ง™์†Œ์‚ฌ
SO, YOU WANT TO TELL US NOW OR ARE WE WAITING FOR FOUR WET BRIDESMAIDS? ์ง€๊ธˆ ๋งํ•  ๊ฑฐ์•ผ? ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ฉด ๋“ค๋Ÿฌ๋ฆฌ๋“ค ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ฆด๋ž˜?
OH, GOD. WELL, IT STARTED ์„ธ์ƒ์—, ๊ทธ๋ž˜
ABOUT A HALF HOUR BEFORE THE WEDDING. ๊ฒฐํ˜ผ 30๋ถ„ ์ „์ฏค๋ถ€ํ„ฐ ์–˜๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ์‹œ์ž‘๋ผ
I WAS IN THIS ROOM WHERE WE WERE KEEPING ALL THE PRESENTS ์„ ๋ฌผ์ด ์ž”๋œฉ ์Œ“์—ฌ ์žˆ๋Š” ๋ฐฉ์— ์•‰์•„ ์žˆ๋Š”๋ฐ
AND I WAS LOOKING AT THIS GRAVY BOAT-- ์„ ๋ฌผ์ด ์ž”๋œฉ ์Œ“์—ฌ ์žˆ๋Š” ๋ฐฉ์— ์•‰์•„ ์žˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ๊ทธ๋ ˆ์ด๋น„ ์†Œ์Šค ๊ทธ๋ฆ‡์ด ๋ณด์ด๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
THIS REALLY GORGEOUS LIMOGES GRAVY BOAT-- ์—„์ฒญ๋‚˜๊ฒŒ ์˜ˆ์œ ๋ฆฌ๋ชจ์ฃผ ๊ทธ๋ ˆ์ด๋น„ ์†Œ์Šค ๊ทธ๋ฆ‡์ด์—ˆ์–ด
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN... ์—„์ฒญ๋‚˜๊ฒŒ ์˜ˆ์œ ๋ฆฌ๋ชจ์ฃผ ๊ทธ๋ ˆ์ด๋น„ ์†Œ์Šค ๊ทธ๋ฆ‡์ด์—ˆ์–ด ๊ทธ๊ฑธ ๋ณด๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ๊ฐ‘์ž๊ธฐ... ๊ฐ๋ฏธ๋ฃŒ๋Š”์š”?
SWEET AND LOW? ๊ทธ๊ฑธ ๋ณด๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ๊ฐ‘์ž๊ธฐ... ๊ฐ๋ฏธ๋ฃŒ๋Š”์š”?
I REALIZED THAT I WAS MORE TURNED ON ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์ƒ๊ฐ์ด ๋“ค์—ˆ์ง€ ๋ฐฐ๋ฆฌ๋ณด๋‹ค ๊ทธ ์ˆ˜ํ”„ ๊ทธ๋ฆ‡์— ๋” ํฅ๋ถ„ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
BY THIS GRAVY BOAT THAN BY BARRY ๋ฐฐ๋ฆฌ๋ณด๋‹ค ๊ทธ ์ˆ˜ํ”„ ๊ทธ๋ฆ‡์— ๋” ํฅ๋ถ„ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
AND THEN I GOT REALLY FREAKED OUT AND THAT'S WHEN IT HIT ME ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋”๋‹ˆ ์ •์‹ ์ด ๋ฒˆ์ฉ ๋“ค๋ฉด์„œ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์ƒ๊ฐ์ด ๋– ์˜ฌ๋ž์–ด
HOW MUCH BARRY LOOKS LIKE MR. POTATO HEAD. ๋ฐฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ๋ฏธ์Šคํ„ฐ ํฌํ…Œ์ดํ†  ํ—ค๋“œ์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ์ƒ๊ฒผ๋‹ค๋Š” ์ƒ๊ฐ์ด...
I MEAN, I ALWAYS KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR, BUT... ๊ทธ๋™์•ˆ ๋‚œ ๋ฐฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ๋‚ฏ์ด ์ต๋‹ค๊ณ  ์ƒ๊ฐํ–ˆ๊ฑฐ๋“ 
ANYWAY, I JUST HAD TO GET OUT OF THERE ์–ด์จŒ๋“  ๋‚œ ๋ฐฉ์„ ๋›ฐ์ณ๋‚˜์™€์„œ ์ƒ๊ฐํ–ˆ์ง€
AND I STARTED WONDERING, "WHY AM I DOING THIS ๋‚œ ๋ฐฉ์„ ๋›ฐ์ณ๋‚˜์™€์„œ ์ƒ๊ฐํ–ˆ์ง€ '๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์™œ, ๋ˆ„๊ตฌ๋ฅผ ์œ„ํ•ด์„œ ๊ฒฐํ˜ผ์„ ํ•˜๋ ค๋Š” ๊ฑธ๊นŒ?'
AND WHO AM I DOING THIS FOR?" '๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์™œ, ๋ˆ„๊ตฌ๋ฅผ ์œ„ํ•ด์„œ ๊ฒฐํ˜ผ์„ ํ•˜๋ ค๋Š” ๊ฑธ๊นŒ?'
SO, ANYWAY, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TO GO AND I KNOW THAT YOU AND I HAVE DRIFTED APART ์–ด์จŒ๋“  ์–ด๋””๋กœ ๊ฐ€์•ผ ํ• ์ง€ ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ๊ณ  ๋„ˆ๋ž‘์€ ์—ฐ๋ฝ ์•ˆ ํ•œ ์ง€ ์˜ค๋ž˜๋์ง€๋งŒ
BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I KNEW WHO LIVED IN THE CITY. ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์•„๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ ์ค‘์— ์ด ๋„์‹œ์— ์‚ฌ๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์€ ๋„ˆ๋ฟ์ด์—ˆ์–ด
WHO WASN'T INVITED TO THE WEDDING. ๊ทผ๋ฐ ๋‚œ ๊ฒฐํ˜ผ์‹์— ์ดˆ๋Œ€๋„ ์•ˆ ํ–ˆ์–ด?
OH, I WAS KIND OF HOPING THAT WOULDN'T BE AN ISSUE. ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ๋ฌธ์ œ๊ฐ€ ์•ˆ ๋์œผ๋ฉด ํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ
Monica: NOW, I'M GUESSING THAT HE BOUGHT HER THE BIG PIPE ORGAN ๋‚ด ์ƒ๊ฐ์—” ์ € ๋‚จ์ž๊ฐ€ ์—ฌ์žํ•œํ…Œ ํŒŒ์ดํ”„ ์˜ค๋ฅด๊ฐ„์„ ์‚ฌ ์คฌ๋Š”๋ฐ
AND SHE'S REALLY NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT. ์—ฌ์ž๋Š” ๋ณ„๋กœ ์ข‹์•„ํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š๋‚˜ ๋ด
DADDY, I JUST... I CAN'T MARRY HIM. ์•„๋น , ์ฃ„์†กํ•ด์š” ๊ทธ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด๋ž‘ ๊ฒฐํ˜ผ ๋ชป ํ•ด์š”
I'M SORRY. ์ฃ„์†กํ•ด์š”
I JUST DON'T LOVE HIM. ์ฃ„์†กํ•ด์š” ๊ทธ๋ฅผ ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š์•„์š”
WELL, IT MATTERS TO ME. ์ €ํ•œํ…Œ๋Š” ์ค‘์š”ํ•œ ๋ฌธ์ œ์˜ˆ์š”
Chandler: SHE SHOULD NOT BE WEARING THOSE PANTS. ์ €๋Ÿฐ ๋ฐ”์ง€ ์ž…์œผ๋ฉด ์•ˆ ๋˜์ง€
I SAY PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS. ๊ณ„๋‹จ์œผ๋กœ ๋ฐ€์–ด ๋ฒ„๋ ค
All: PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS! PUSH HER DOWN - ๊ณ„๋‹จ์œผ๋กœ ๋ฐ€์–ด ๋ฒ„๋ ค! - ๊ณ„๋‹จ์œผ๋กœ ๋ฐ€์–ด ๋ฒ„๋ ค!
THE STAIRS! - ๊ทธ๋ ‡์ง€! - ์ข‹์•˜์–ด
ALL RIGHT! - ์ข‹์•˜์–ด - ๋ฐ”๋กœ ์ €๊ฑฐ์•ผ
COME ON, DADDY, LISTEN TO ME. ์•„๋น , ์ œ ๋ง ๋“ค์–ด ๋ณด์„ธ์š”
ALL OF MY LIFE EVERYONE HAS ALWAYS TOLD ME, "YOU'RE A SHOE. ํ‰์ƒ์„ ์‚ฌ๋Š” ๋™์•ˆ ๋‹ค๋“ค ์ €ํ•œํ…Œ '๋„Œ ์‹ ๋ฐœ์ด์•ผ'๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•ด์š”
"YOU'RE A SHOE. YOU'RE A SHOE. YOU'RE A SHOE." '๋„Œ ์‹ ๋ฐœ์ด์•ผ, ์‹ ๋ฐœ'
AND THEN TODAY I JUST STOPPED AND SAID "WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO BE A SHOE? ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ๋ฐ ๊ฐ‘์ž๊ธฐ ์ œ๊ฐ€ ์‹ ๋ฐœ์ด ๋˜๊ธฐ ์‹ซ๋‹ค๋ฉด์š”?
"WHAT IF I WANT TO BE A PURSE? ํ•ธ๋“œ๋ฐฑ์ด ๋˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ๋‹ค๋ฉด์š”?
OR A HAT?" ๋ชจ์ž๊ฐ€ ๋˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ๋‹ค๋ฉด์š”?
NO, I DON'T WANT YOU TO BUY ME A HAT. I'M SAYING THAT I AM A HAT... ๋ชจ์ž๋ฅผ ์‚ฌ ๋‹ฌ๋ž€ ์–˜๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ ์ œ๊ฐ€ ๋ชจ์ž๋ผ๊ณ  ๋งํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”
IT'S A METAPHOR, DADDY! ์€์œ ๋ผ๊ณ ์š”, ์•„๋น !
YOU CAN SEE WHERE HE'D HAVE TROUBLE. ๋ญ๊ฐ€ ๋ฌธ์  ์ง€ ์•Œ๊ฒ ๋‹ค
LOOK, DADDY, IT'S MY LIFE. ์•„๋น , ์ œ ์ธ์ƒ์ด์—์š”
WELL, MAYBE I'LL JUST STAY HERE WITH MONICA. ์–ด์ฉŒ๋ฉด ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์„œ ๋ชจ๋‹ˆ์นด๋ž‘ ์ง€๋‚ผ์ง€ ๋ชฐ๋ผ์š”
WELL, I GUESS WE'VE ESTABLISHED SHE'S STAYING HERE WITH MONICA. ๋ชจ๋‹ˆ์นด๋ž‘ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์žˆ๊ธฐ๋กœ ์–˜๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ๋๋‚ฌ๋‚˜ ๋ณด๋„ค
WELL, MAYBE THAT'S MY DECISION. ์–ด์ฉŒ๋ฉด ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์ œ ๊ฒฐ์ •์ด๊ฒ ์ฃ 
WELL, MAYBE I DON'T NEED YOUR MONEY. ์–ด์ฉŒ๋ฉด ์•„๋น  ๋ˆ์€ ํ•„์š” ์—†์„ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”
WAIT, WAIT! I SAID MAYBE! ์–ด์ฉŒ๋ฉด ์•„๋น  ๋ˆ์€ ํ•„์š” ์—†์„ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” ์ž ๊น๋งŒ์š” '์–ด์ฉŒ๋ฉด'์ด๋ผ๊ณ  ํ–ˆ์ž–์•„์š”
OKAY, JUST BREATHE. THAT'S IT. ์ข‹์•„, ์ˆจ์„ ๋“ค์ด๋งˆ์…”
JUST TRY TO THINK OF NICE, CALM THINGS. ์ข‹์€ ๊ฒƒ, ํ‰์˜จํ•œ ๊ฑธ ์ƒ๊ฐํ•ด ๋ด
โ™ช RAINDROPS ON ROSES โ™ช โ™ช AND WHISKERS ON KITTENS โ™ช ์žฅ๋ฏธ๊ฝƒ ์œ„์˜ ๋น—๋ฐฉ์šธ ๊ณ ์–‘์ด ์ˆ˜์—ผ
โ™ช DOORBELLS AND SLEIGH BELLS โ™ช โ™ช AND SOMETHING WITH MITTENS โ™ช ์ดˆ์ธ์ข… ์†Œ๋ฆฌ์™€ ์ฐ๋งค ์†Œ๋ฆฌ ์–ด์ฉŒ๊ณ ์ €์ฉŒ๊ณ  ์žฅ๊ฐ‘
โ™ช LA LA LA SOMETHING โ™ช โ™ช WITH STRING, THESE ARE A FEW... โ™ช ๋ž„๋ž„๋ผ ๋ˆ์œผ๋กœ ๋ฌถ์€ ์–ด์ฉŒ๊ณ 
I'M ALL BETTER NOW. - ์ด๊ฒƒ๋“ค์ด... - ํ›จ์”ฌ ์ข‹์•„์กŒ์–ด
I HELPED. ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋„์™€์คฌ์–ด
OKAY, LOOK, THIS IS PROBABLY FOR THE BEST. ์ข‹์€ ์ชฝ์œผ๋กœ ์ƒ๊ฐํ•ด ๋ด
INDEPENDENCE... TAKING CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE. ๋…๋ฆฝํ•ด์„œ ์Šค์Šค๋กœ ๋„ค ์ธ์ƒ์„ ์‚ด์•„๊ฐ€๊ฒŒ ๋œ ๊ฑฐ์ž–์•„
AND HEY, YOU NEED ANYTHING ๋ ˆ์ด์ฒ  ํ•„์š”ํ•œ ๊ฒŒ ์žˆ์œผ๋ฉด ์ด ์กฐ์ดํ•œํ…Œ ์ฐพ์•„์™€
YOU CAN ALWAYS COME TO JOEY. ํ•„์š”ํ•œ ๊ฒŒ ์žˆ์œผ๋ฉด ์ด ์กฐ์ดํ•œํ…Œ ์ฐพ์•„์™€
ME AND CHANDLER LIVE RIGHT ACROSS THE HALL ๋‚˜๋ž‘ ์ฑˆ๋“ค๋Ÿฌ๋Š” ๋ณต๋„ ๊ฑด๋„ˆ์— ์‚ฌ๋Š”๋ฐ ๊ฑฐ์˜ ๋‚˜ ํ˜ผ์ž ์žˆ์–ด
STOP HITTING ON HER. IT'S HER WEDDING DAY. ์กฐ์ด, ์ฐ์ฉ๋Œ€์ง€ ๋งˆ ์˜ค๋Š˜ ์–˜ ๊ฒฐํ˜ผ์‹ ๋‚ ์ด์•ผ
LIKE THERE'S A RULE OR SOMETHING? ( intercom buzzes ) ๊ฒฐํ˜ผ์‹ ๋‚ ์—” ์ฐ์ฉ๋Œ€์ง€ ๋ง๋ผ๋Š” ๋ฒ•์ด๋ผ๋„ ์žˆ์–ด?
PLEASE DON'T DO THAT AGAIN. IT'S A HORRIBLE SOUND. ๋‹ค์‹œ๋Š” ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ์ง€ ๋ง์•„์š” ์†Œ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ๋”์ฐํ•˜๋„ค์š”
Uh, it's-- it's Paul. BUZZ HIM IN. - ํด์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค - ๋“ค์–ด์˜ค๊ฒŒ ํ•ด
WHO'S PAUL? "PAUL THE WINE GUY" PAUL? - ํด์ด ๋ˆ„๊ตฌ์•ผ? - ์™€์ธ ๋‹ด๋‹น ํด?
MAYBE. - ์•„๋งˆ๋„? - ์ž ๊น
YOUR "NOT A REAL DATE" TONIGHT - ์•„๋งˆ๋„? - ์ž ๊น ์™€์ธ ๋‹ด๋‹น ํด์ด๋ž‘ '๋ฐ์ดํŠธ๋„ ์•„๋‹Œ' ๋ฐ์ดํŠธ๋ฅผ ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ?
IS WITH "PAUL THE WINE GUY"? ์™€์ธ ๋‹ด๋‹น ํด์ด๋ž‘ '๋ฐ์ดํŠธ๋„ ์•„๋‹Œ' ๋ฐ์ดํŠธ๋ฅผ ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ?
HE FINALLY ASKED YOU OUT? YES. - ๊ฒฐ๊ตญ ๋ฐ์ดํŠธ ์‹ ์ฒญ๋ฐ›์€ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ? - ์‘
A "DEAR DIARY" MOMENT. ์ผ๊ธฐ๋ผ๋„ ์จ์•ผ๊ฒ ๋„ค
RACH, WAIT. I CAN CANCEL. ๋ ˆ์ด์ฒ , ์ทจ์†Œํ•˜๋ผ๋ฉด ํ• ๊ฒŒ
PLEASE, NO, GO. I'LL BE FINE. ์•„๋‹ˆ์•ผ, ๋‚œ ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„
ROSS, ARE YOU OKAY? I MEAN, DO YOU WANT ME TO STAY? ์˜ค๋น , ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„? ์˜ค๋น ๋ž‘ ์žˆ์–ด ์ค„๊นŒ?
THAT WOULD BE GOOD. ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ๊ณ ๋ง™์ง€
REALLY? NO! GO ON! - ์ •๋ง? - ์•„๋‹ˆ, ์–ด์„œ ๊ฐ€!
IT'S "PAUL THE WINE GUY!" ์™€์ธ ๋‹ด๋‹น ํด์ด์ž–์•„
HI. COME IN. PAUL, THIS IS... ๋“ค์–ด์™€์š”, ํด ์—ฌ๊ธด...
EVERYBODY. EVERYBODY, THIS IS PAUL. ์นœ๊ตฌ๋“ค์ด์—์š” ์–˜๋“ค์•„, ํด์ด์•ผ
All: "PAUL THE WINE GUY!" - ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š”, ํด - ๋ฐ˜๊ฐ€์›Œ์š”
I DIDN'T CATCH YOUR NAME. - ์™€์ธ ๋‹ด๋‹น! - ์ž˜ ์™”์–ด์š” ์ด๋ฆ„์„ ๋ชป ๋“ค์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ์•„๋งˆ ํด์ด์—ˆ์ฃ ?
PAUL, WAS IT? ์ด๋ฆ„์„ ๋ชป ๋“ค์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ์•„๋งˆ ํด์ด์—ˆ์ฃ ?
SIT DOWN. TWO SECONDS. - ์•‰์•„์š”, ์ž ๊น๋งŒ์š” - ๋„ค
I JUST PULLED OUT FOUR EYELASHES. THAT CAN'T BE GOOD. ์†๋ˆˆ์น์„ ๋„ค ๊ฐœ๋‚˜ ๋ฝ‘์•˜์–ด ์ง•์กฐ๊ฐ€ ์•ˆ ์ข‹์€๋ฐ
SO, RACHEL, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO TONIGHT? ๋ ˆ์ด์ฒ , ์˜ค๋Š˜ ๊ณ„ํš ์žˆ์–ด?
I WAS KIND OF SUPPOSED TO BE HEADED FOR ARUBA ON MY HONEYMOON. ์•„๋ฃจ๋ฐ”๋กœ ์‹ ํ˜ผ์—ฌํ–‰์„ ๊ฐ€๋ ค๊ณ  ํ–ˆ์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ
SO, NOTHING. ์ง€๊ธˆ์€ ์—†์–ด
RIGHT. YOU'RE NOT EVEN GETTING YOUR HONEYMOON. GOD... ๋งž์•„, ์‹ ํ˜ผ์—ฌํ–‰๋„ ๋ชป ๊ฐ”์ง€?
NO... ARUBA. ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ, ์•„๋ฃจ๋ฐ”๋Š”...
THIS TIME OF YEAR, TALK ABOUT YOUR... ๋งค๋…„ ์ด๋ง˜๋•Œ๋ฉด ๊ฑฐ๊ธด...
BIG LIZARDS. ๋„๋งˆ๋ฑ€ ์ฒœ์ง€๊ฐ€ ๋˜๊ฑฐ๋“ 
ANYWAY, IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE BEING ALONE TONIGHT ์–ด์จŒ๋“  ์˜ค๋Š˜ ๋ฐค ํ˜ผ์ž ์žˆ๊ธฐ ์‹ซ์œผ๋ฉด...
JOEY AND CHANDLER ARE HELPING ME PUT TOGETHER ์กฐ์ด๋ž‘ ์ฑˆ๋“ค๋Ÿฌ๊ฐ€ ์ƒˆ ๊ฐ€๊ตฌ ์กฐ๋ฆฝ์„ ๋„์™€์ฃผ๊ธฐ๋กœ ํ–ˆ์–ด
MY NEW FURNITURE. ์กฐ์ด๋ž‘ ์ฑˆ๋“ค๋Ÿฌ๊ฐ€ ์ƒˆ ๊ฐ€๊ตฌ ์กฐ๋ฆฝ์„ ๋„์™€์ฃผ๊ธฐ๋กœ ํ–ˆ์–ด ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ์‹ ๋‚˜ ์ฃฝ๊ฒ ๋‹ค
AND WE'RE VERY EXCITED ABOUT IT. ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ์‹ ๋‚˜ ์ฃฝ๊ฒ ๋‹ค
THANKS, BUT I'M GOING TO HANG OUT HERE TONIGHT. ์ •๋ง ๊ณ ๋ง™์ง€๋งŒ ์˜ค๋Š˜์€ ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์„œ ์‹œ๊ฐ„์„ ๋ณด๋‚ผ๋ž˜
IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY. OH, SURE. OKAY, SURE. - ํ”ผ๊ณคํ•œ ํ•˜๋ฃจ์˜€์–ด - ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ํ•ด
PHEEBS, YOU WANT TO HELP? ํ”ผ๋น„, ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ๋„์™€์ค„๋ž˜?
I WISH I COULD, BUT I DON'T WANT TO. ๊ทธ๋Ÿด ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์œผ๋ฉด ์ข‹์€๋ฐ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๊ธฐ ์‹ซ์–ด
I'M SUPPOSED TO ATTACH A BRACKETY THING TO THE SIDE THINGS ๋ฐ›์นจ๋Œ€์ธ์ง€ ๋ญ”์ง€๋ฅผ ์˜† ๋ถ€๋ถ„์— ๋ถ€์ฐฉํ•  ๋•Œ๋Š”
USING A BUNCH OF THESE LITTLE WORM GUYS. ์ž‘์€ ๋‚˜์‚ฌ ํ•œ ๋ญ‰์น˜๋ฅผ ์‚ฌ์šฉํ•˜๋ผ๊ณ  ์“ฐ์—ฌ ์žˆ๋Š”๋ฐ
I HAVE NO BRACKETY THING. I SEE NO WORM GUYS WHATSOEVER. ๋ฐ›์นจ๋Œ€์ธ์ง€ ๋ญ”์ง€๋„ ์—†๊ณ  ๋‚˜์‚ฌ ํ•œ ๋ญ‰์น˜๋„ ์—†๊ณ 
AND I CANNOT FEEL MY LEGS. ๋‹ค๋ฆฌ ๊ฐ๊ฐ๋„ ์—†์–ด
WHAT'S THIS? ์ด๊ฒŒ ๋ญ์•ผ?
I HAVE NO IDEA. ๋‚˜๋„ ์ „ํ˜€ ๋ชจ๋ฅด์ง€
DONE WITH THE BOOKCASE! ALL FINISHED! - ์ฑ…์žฅ์€ ๋‹ค ๋์–ด - ๋‹ค ๋๋‚ฌ์–ด
THIS WAS CAROL'S FAVORITE BEER. ์บ๋Ÿด์ด ์ œ์ผ ์ข‹์•„ํ•˜๋Š” ๋งฅ์ฃผ์•ผ
SHE ALWAYS DRANK IT OUT OF THE CAN. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. ํ•ญ์ƒ ์บ”์œผ๋กœ ๋งˆ์…จ์ง€ ๊ทธ๋•Œ ์•Œ์•„๋ด์•ผ ํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ
ROSS, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. ๋กœ์Šค, ํ•˜๋‚˜๋งŒ ๋ฌผ์–ด๋ณด์ž
SHE GOT THE FURNITURE, THE STEREO, THE GOOD TV. ์บ๋Ÿด์ด ๊ฐ€๊ตฌ๊ณ  ์˜ค๋””์˜ค๊ณ  TV๊ณ  ๋‹ค ๊ฐ€์ ธ๊ฐ”๋Š”๋ฐ
WHAT DID YOU GET? ๋„Œ ๋ญ˜ ๊ฐ€์กŒ์–ด?
YOU GUYS. - ๋„ˆํฌ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ์ž–์•„ - ๋ง™์†Œ์‚ฌ
YOU GOT SCREWED. OH, MY GOD. - ์™„์ „ ๋งํ–ˆ๋„ค - ์„ธ์ƒ์—
OH, MY GOD. I KNOW. I'M SUCH AN IDIOT. - ์„ธ์ƒ์—! - ์•Œ์•„์š”, ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋ฐ”๋ณด์˜€์ฃ 
I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT ON WHEN SHE STARTED GOING TO THE DENTIST FOUR AND FIVE TIMES A WEEK. ์–ด์ฉ์ง€ ์ผ์ฃผ์ผ์— ์น˜๊ณผ๋งŒ ๋„ˆ๋ง ๋ฒˆ์„ ๊ฐ€๋”๋ผ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ์š”
I MEAN, HOW CLEAN CAN TEETH GET? ๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ์ด๊ฐ€ ๋‚จ์•„๋‚ฌ๊ฒ ์–ด์š”?
MY BROTHER'S GOING THROUGH THAT NOW. HE'S SUCH A MESS. ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์˜ค๋น ๋„ ๋งŽ์ด ํž˜๋“ค์–ดํ•ด์š” ๋ถˆ์Œํ•ด์„œ ๋ชป ๋ด ์ฃผ๊ฒ ์–ด์š”
HOW DID YOU GET THROUGH IT? ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์ด๊ฒจ ๋ƒˆ์–ด์š”?
HE MIGHT TRY ACCIDENTALLY BREAKING ๋ถ€์ธ์ด ์†Œ์ค‘ํžˆ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ๋˜ ๊ฑธ ๋ง๊ฐ€๋œจ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ๊ฒƒ๋„ ์ข‹์„ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”
SOMETHING VALUABLE OF HERS-- SAY, HER... ๋ถ€์ธ์ด ์†Œ์ค‘ํžˆ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ๋˜ ๊ฑธ ๋ง๊ฐ€๋œจ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ๊ฒƒ๋„ ์ข‹์„ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š” - ๋งํ•˜์ž๋ฉด... - ๋‹ค๋ฆฌ์š”?
LEG? - ๋งํ•˜์ž๋ฉด... - ๋‹ค๋ฆฌ์š”? ๊ทธ๊ฒƒ๋„ ์ข‹์€ ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•์ด๊ฒ ๊ตฐ์š”
THAT'S ONE WAY OF GOING THROUGH IT. ๊ทธ๊ฒƒ๋„ ์ข‹์€ ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•์ด๊ฒ ๊ตฐ์š”
ME, I WENT FOR THE WATCH. ๋‚œ ์‹œ๊ณ„๋ฅผ ํƒํ–ˆ์ฃ 
YOU ACTUALLY BROKE HER WATCH? ๋ถ€์ธ ์‹œ๊ณ„๋ฅผ ๋ง๊ฐ€๋œจ๋ ธ์–ด์š”?
BARRY, I'M SORRY. I'M SO SORRY. ๋ฐฐ๋ฆฌ, ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด ์ •๋ง ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด
I KNOW YOU PROBABLY THINK ๋ฐฐ๋ฆฌ, ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด ์ •๋ง ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด ์ž๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ๋‚˜๋ž‘ ์ž˜ ๋•Œ ์–‘๋ง ์‹ ๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ์‹ซ์–ด์„œ๋ผ๊ณ  ์ƒ๊ฐํ•˜๊ฒ ์ง€๋งŒ
THIS IS ALL ABOUT WHAT I SAID THE OTHER NIGHT ABOUT YOU MAKING LOVE WITH YOUR SOCKS ON ์ž๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ๋‚˜๋ž‘ ์ž˜ ๋•Œ ์–‘๋ง ์‹ ๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ์‹ซ์–ด์„œ๋ผ๊ณ  ์ƒ๊ฐํ•˜๊ฒ ์ง€๋งŒ
BUT IT ISN'T. IT ISN'T-- IT'S ABOUT ME. AND I DID... ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ๊ฒŒ ์•„๋‹ˆ๊ณ  ๋‚˜ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์ด์•ผ, ๋‚ด๊ฐ€...
HI. MACHINE CUT ME OFF AGAIN. ANYWAY... ์•ˆ๋…•, ์‘๋‹ต๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ๋˜ ๋Š์–ด์กŒ์–ด ์–ด์จŒ๋“ ...
YOU KNOW WHAT THE SCARIEST PART IS? ๋ญ๊ฐ€ ์ œ์ผ ๋‘๋ ค์šด ์ค„ ์•Œ์•„?
WHAT IF THERE'S ONLY ONE WOMAN FOR EVERYBODY? ๋ชจ๋‘ํ•œํ…Œ ๋งž๋Š” ์—ฌ์ž๊ฐ€ ํ•˜๋‚˜๋ฟ์ด๋ฉด ์–ด์ฉŒ์ง€?
WHAT IF YOU GET ONE WOMAN AND THAT'S IT? ๋‚˜ํ•œํ…Œ ๋งž๋Š” ์—ฌ์ž๊ฐ€ ๋‹ฌ๋ž‘ ํ•˜๋‚˜๋ฐ–์— ์—†๋‹ค๋ฉด?
UNFORTUNATELY, IN MY CASE THERE WAS ONLY ONE WOMAN FOR HER. ๋‚ด ๊ฒฝ์šฐ์—” ๊ทธ ํ•œ ์—ฌ์ž๊ฐ€ ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ์—ฌ์ž ๊ฑฐ์˜€์ง€๋งŒ
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ๋ฌด์Šจ ํ—›์†Œ๋ฆฌ์•ผ? ์—ฌ์ž๊ฐ€ ํ•˜๋‚˜๋ฟ์ด๋ผ๋‹ˆ
THAT'S LIKE SAYING THERE'S ONLY ONE FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM FOR YOU. ๋‚˜ํ•œํ…Œ ๋งž๋Š” ์•„์ด์Šคํฌ๋ฆผ์€ ํ•˜๋‚˜๋ฟ์ด๋ž€ ์†Œ๋ฆฌ ๊ฐ™์ž–์•„
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, ROSS. THERE'S LOT OF FLAVORS OUT THERE. ๋˜‘๋˜‘ํžˆ ๋“ค์–ด, ๋กœ์Šค ์•„์ด์Šคํฌ๋ฆผ ์ข…๋ฅ˜๋Š” ์—„์ฒญ๋‚˜๊ฒŒ ๋งŽ์•„
THERE'S ROCKY ROAD AND COOKIE DOUGH AND BING CHERRY VANILLA. ๋กœํ‚ค ๋กœ๋“œ, ์ฟ ํ‚ค ๋„์šฐ ๋น™ ์ฒด๋ฆฌ ๋ฐ”๋‹๋ผ!
YOU CAN GET THEM WITH JIMMIES OR NUTS OR WHIPPED CREAM. ๋•…์ฝฉ์„ ๋„ฃ๊ธฐ๋„ ํ•˜๊ณ  ์Šคํ”„๋งํด, ํœ˜ํ•‘ํฌ๋ฆผ์„ ์–น๊ธฐ๋„ ํ•ด
THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU. ๋„ˆํ•œํ…Œ ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ์ž˜๋œ ์ผ์ด์•ผ?
YOU GOT MARRIED. YOU WERE LIKE, WHAT, EIGHT? ๋„Œ ๊ฒฐํ˜ผ๊นŒ์ง€ ํ–ˆ์ž–์•„ ๋„ค๊ฐ€ 8์‚ด์งœ๋ฆฌ ์• ์•ผ?
WELCOME BACK TO THE WORLD. GRAB A SPOON. ํ˜„์‹ค ์„ธ๊ณ„์— ์˜จ ๊ฑธ ํ™˜์˜ํ•œ๋‹ค ์Šคํ‘ผ์„ ์ง‘์œผ๋ผ๊ณ 
I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW IF I'M HUNGRY OR HORNY. ์†”์งํžˆ ๋ฐฐ๊ฐ€ ๊ณ ํ”ˆ ๊ฑด์ง€ ์—ฌ์ž๊ฐ€ ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ์šด ๊ฑด์ง€ ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ์–ด
THEN STAY OUT OF MY FREEZER. ๋‚ด ๋ƒ‰์žฅ๊ณ ์—” ์–ผ์”ฌ๋„ ๋งˆ
EVER SINCE SHE WALKED OUT ON ME, I... ์ง‘์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ๋‚  ๋ฒ„๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ๊ฐ„ ํ›„๋กœ...
WHAT? ์™œ์š”?
WHAT, YOU WANT TO SPELL IT OUT WITH NOODLES? ๊ตญ์ˆ˜ ๊ฐ€๋ฝ์„ ์จ์„œ ์„ค๋ช…ํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ์–ด์š”?
NO, IT'S MORE OF A FIFTH DATE KIND OF REVELATION. ์•„๋‡จ, ์ด๋Ÿฐ ์–˜๊ธด ๋‹ค์„ฏ ๋ฒˆ ์ •๋„๋Š” ๋งŒ๋‚˜์•ผ ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์„ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”
OH, SO, THERE'S GOING TO BE A FIFTH DATE? ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ๋‹ค์„ฏ ๋ฒˆ์งธ ๋ฐ์ดํŠธ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ๋Š” ๊ฑด๊ฐ€์š”?
ISN'T THERE? ์—†๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”?
YEAH, YEAH, I THINK THERE IS. ์•„๋‡จ, ์žˆ์„ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”
WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY? ๋ฌด์Šจ ์–˜๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ํ•˜๋ ค๊ณ  ํ–ˆ์ฃ ?
WELL, WELL... ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ...
EVER SINCE SHE LEFT ME, UM... ์ง‘์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ๋‚  ๋– ๋‚œ ํ›„๋กœ
I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO PERFORM... ์ œ๋Œ€๋กœ ํ•ด ๋ณธ ์ ์ด ์—†์–ด์š”
SEXUALLY. ์„น์Šค ๋ง์ด์—์š”
OH, GOD. I'M SO SORRY. ์ด๋Ÿฐ, ๋ง™์†Œ์‚ฌ
IT'S OKAY. - ์ •๋ง ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด์š” - ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์•„์š”
BEING SPIT ON IS PROBABLY NOT WHAT YOU NEED RIGHT NOW. ๋ฌผ์„ ๋ฟœ์œผ๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•œ ์–˜๊ธฐ๋Š” ์•„๋‹ˆ์—ˆ์„ ๊ฑฐ ์•Œ์•„์š”
HOW LONG? ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ๋๋Š”๋ฐ์š”?
TWO YEARS. 2๋…„์š”
WOW. ์„ธ์ƒ์—
I-I-I'M GLAD YOU SMASHED HER WATCH. - ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š” - ์‹œ๊ณ„ ๋ง๊ฐ€๋œจ๋ฆฐ ๊ฑฐ ์ž˜ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ์˜ˆ์š”
SO, YOU STILL THINK YOU, UM... MIGHT WANT THAT FIFTH DATE? ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ์•„์ง ๋‹ค์„ฏ ๋ฒˆ์งธ ๋ฐ์ดํŠธ ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋Š” ๊ฑด๊ฐ€์š”?
YEAH. ๋„ค
YEAH, I DO. ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š”
I, Joanie, take you, Charles as my lawful husband. ๋‚˜, ์กฐ๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ฐฐ์Šค๋ฅผ ๋‚จํŽธ์œผ๋กœ ๋งž์•„...
Do you take Joanie... - ๋‹น์‹ ์€ ์กฐ๋‹ˆ๋ฅผ... - ์ €๊ฒƒ ๋ด
SEE, BUT JOANIE LOVED CHACHI. - ๋‹น์‹ ์€ ์กฐ๋‹ˆ๋ฅผ... - ์ €๊ฒƒ ๋ด ์กฐ๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ฐจ์น˜๋ฅผ ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•ด ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ๋‹ค๋ฅด๋‹ค๊ณ 
THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE. ์กฐ๋‹ˆ๋Š” ์ฐจ์น˜๋ฅผ ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•ด ๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ๋‹ค๋ฅด๋‹ค๊ณ 
GRAB A SPOON. ์Šคํ‘ผ์„ ์ง‘์œผ๋ผ๊ณ ?
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'S BEEN SINCE I GRABBED A SPOON? ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์Šคํ‘ผ์„ ์ง‘์€ ์ง€ ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ๋๋Š”์ง€ ์•Œ์•„?
DO THE WORDS "BILLY, DON'T BE A HERO" MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU? '๋นŒ๋ฆฌ, ์˜์›…์ด ๋˜๋ ค๊ณ  ํ•˜์ง€ ๋งˆ' ์ด ๋ง์ด ์•„๋ฌด ์˜๋ฏธ๊ฐ€ ์—†๋‹ˆ?
YOU KNOW, HERE'S THE THING. ์ƒ๊ฐํ•ด ๋ณด๋ผ๊ณ 
EVEN IF I COULD GET IT TOGETHER ENOUGH TO ASK A WOMAN OUT ์ด ์ถฉ๊ฒฉ์—์„œ ๋ฒ—์–ด๋‚˜ ์—ฌ์žํ•œํ…Œ ๋ฐ์ดํŠธ ์‹ ์ฒญ์„ ํ•œ๋‹ค๊ณ  ์ณ
WHO AM I GOING TO ASK? ๋ˆ„๊ตฌํ•œํ…Œ ํ•ด์•ผ ํ•˜์ง€?
ISN'T THIS AMAZING? ๋Œ€๋‹จํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š๋‹ˆ?
I HAVE NEVER MADE COFFEE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. ๋‚ด ์†์œผ๋กœ ์ปคํ”ผ ํƒ€ ๋ณด๊ธด ์ด๋ฒˆ์ด ์ฒ˜์Œ์ด์•ผ
THAT IS AMAZING. CONGRATULATIONS. - ์ •๋ง ๋Œ€๋‹จํ•˜๋‹ค - ์ถ•ํ•˜ํ•œ๋‹ค
WHILE YOU'RE ON A ROLL, IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU GOT TO MAKE A WESTERN OMELET OR SOMETHING... ๊ธฐ์™• ์‹œ์ž‘ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ ์›จ์Šคํ„ด ์˜ค๋ฏˆ๋ ›๋„ ๋งŒ๋“ค์–ด ์ค„๋ž˜?
ACTUALLY, I'M REALLY NOT THAT HUNGRY THIS MORNING. ๊ทผ๋ฐ ์˜ค๋Š˜ ์•„์นจ์€ ๋ณ„๋กœ ๋ฐฐ๊ฐ€ ์•ˆ ๊ณ ํ”„๋‹ค
MORNING. - ์ข‹์€ ์•„์นจ - ์ข‹์€ ์•„์นจ
MORNING. MORNING. - ์•ˆ๋…• - ์•ˆ๋…•
MORNING. MORNING, PAUL. - ์ข‹์€ ์•„์นจ์ด์—์š” - ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š”, ํด
HELLO, PAUL. HI. PAUL, IS IT? - ์ž˜ ์žค์–ด์š”? ํด - ํด ๋งž์ฃ ?
I HAD A GREAT TIME LAST NIGHT. Paul: THANK YOU. ์–ด์ ฏ๋ฐค์€ ์ •๋ง ์ข‹์•˜์–ด์š”
THANK YOU SO MUCH. ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š”, ์ •๋ง ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š”
WE'LL TALK LATER. YEAH. - ๋‚˜์ค‘์— ๋˜ ์–˜๊ธฐํ•ด์š” - ๊ทธ๋ž˜์š”
THANK YOU. ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ์š”
THAT WASN'T A REAL DATE. ์ง„์งœ ๋ฐ์ดํŠธ๊ฐ€ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ๊ณ ?
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO ON A REAL DATE? ์ง„์งœ ๋ฐ์ดํŠธ ๋•Œ๋Š” ๋„๋Œ€์ฒด ๋ญ˜ ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑด๋ฐ?
SHUT UP AND PUT MY TABLE BACK. Joey: OKAY. - ๋‹ฅ์น˜๊ณ  ํƒ์ž๋‚˜ ์ œ์ž๋ฆฌ์— ๋†” - ์•Œ์•˜์–ด
ALL RIGHT, KIDS, I GOT TO GET TO WORK. ์ข‹์•„, ๋‚œ ์ผํ•˜๋Ÿฌ ๊ฐ€์•ผ๊ฒ ๋‹ค
IF I DON'T INPUT THOSE NUMBERS... ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ˆซ์ž๋“ค ์ž…๋ ฅํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š์œผ๋ฉด...
IT DOESN'T MAKE MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE. ๋ณ„์ผ ์—†์ง€๋งŒ
SO, LIKE, YOU GUYS ALL HAVE JOBS? ๋„ˆํฌ ๋ชจ๋‘ ์ง์—…์ด ์žˆ์–ด?
YEAH, WE ALL HAVE JOBS. ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ, ์ง์—…์ด ์žˆ์ง€
SEE, THAT'S HOW WE BUY STUFF. ๊ทธ๋ž˜์•ผ ๋ฌผ๊ฑด๋„ ์‚ฌ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ๊ณ 
YEAH. I'M AN ACTOR. ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ๋‚œ ๋ฐฐ์šฐ์•ผ
HAVE I SEEN YOU IN ANYTHING? ๋Œ€๋‹จํ•˜๋‹ค - ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋ดค์„ ์ˆ˜๋„ ์žˆ๊ฒ ๋„ค? - ๊ธ€์Ž„, ์ฃผ๋กœ ์ง€์—ญ ๋ฐฉ์†ก์ด๊ฑฐ๋“ 
I DOUBT IT. MOSTLY REGIONAL WORK. - ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋ดค์„ ์ˆ˜๋„ ์žˆ๊ฒ ๋„ค? - ๊ธ€์Ž„, ์ฃผ๋กœ ์ง€์—ญ ๋ฐฉ์†ก์ด๊ฑฐ๋“ 
UNLESS YOU CAUGHT THE WEE ONES PRODUCTION OF PINOCCHIO. ์•„๋‹ˆ, ์šฐ์—ฐํžˆ 'ํ”ผ๋…ธํ‚ค์˜ค' ์žฌ๋ฐฉ์†ก์„ ๋ดค์„ ์ˆ˜๋„ ์žˆ์–ด
"LOOK, GEPETTO, I'M A REAL LIVE BOY." '์ œํŽ˜ํ†  ํ• ์•„๋ฒ„์ง€ ์ € ์ง„์งœ ๊ผฌ๋งˆ๊ฐ€ ๋์–ด์š”'
I WILL NOT TAKE THIS ABUSE. ์•„๋ฌด๋ฆฌ ๋†€๋ ค ๋ด๋ผ
I'M SORRY. ๋งž์•„, ๋ฏธ์•ˆํ•ด
โ™ช ONCE I WAS A WOODEN BOY, A LITTLE WOODEN BOY. โ™ช '์˜›๋‚ ์— ๋‚˜๋ฌด ์ธํ˜•์ด์—ˆ์„ ๋•Œ ๊ผฌ๋งˆ ๋‚˜๋ฌด ์ธํ˜•'...
SO HOW YOU DOING TODAY? DID YOU SLEEP OKAY? ์˜ค๋Š˜์€ ์ข€ ์–ด๋•Œ? ํ‘น ์žค์–ด?
DID YOU TALK TO BARRY? I CAN'T STOP SMILING. ๋ฐฐ๋ฆฌํ•œํ…Œ ์–˜๊ธฐํ–ˆ์–ด? ๊ณ„์† ์›ƒ์Œ์ด ๋‚˜์˜ค๋„ค
I CAN SEE THAT. ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๊ฒŒ ์ž…์— ์˜ท๊ฑธ์ด๋ผ๋„ ๋„ฃ๊ณ  ์ž” ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SLEPT WITH A HANGER IN YOUR MOUTH. ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๊ฒŒ ์ž…์— ์˜ท๊ฑธ์ด๋ผ๋„ ๋„ฃ๊ณ  ์ž” ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ
I KNOW. HE'S JUST SO... ๊ทธ๋ž˜, ๊ทธ์ด๋Š” ์ •๋ง...
YOU REMEMBER YOU AND TONY DEMARCO? ๋„ˆ๋ž‘ ํ† ๋‹ˆ ์‚ฌ์ด ๊ธฐ์–ต๋‚˜์ง€?
OH, YEAH. - ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ - ๊ทธ๊ฑฐ๋ž‘ ๋น„์Šทํ•ด
WELL, IT'S LIKE THAT-- WITH FEELINGS. - ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ - ๊ทธ๊ฑฐ๋ž‘ ๋น„์Šทํ•ด ๊ทผ๋ฐ ๊ฐ์ •์ด ๋“ค์–ด๊ฐ”์–ด
OH, WOW, ARE YOU IN TROUBLE. ํฐ์ผ ๋‚ฌ๊ตฌ๋‚˜
I AM JUST GOING TO GET UP, GO TO WORK ์ข‹์•„, ๋‚˜ ๊ทธ๋งŒ ์ผ์–ด๋‚˜์•ผ๊ฒ ๋‹ค ์ผํ•˜๋Ÿฌ ๊ฐ€์•ผ์ง€
AND NOT THINK ABOUT HIM ALL DAY. ๊ทธ์ด ์ƒ๊ฐ์€ ๊ทธ๋งŒํ•  ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
OR ELSE I'M JUST GOING TO GET UP AND GO TO WORK. ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ฉด ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ์ผ์–ด๋‚˜์„œ ์ผํ•˜๋Ÿฌ ๊ฐ€๋Š” ๊ฒƒ๋งŒ ํ•˜๋“ ๊ฐ€
WISH ME LUCK. WHAT FOR? - ํ–‰์šด์„ ๋นŒ์–ด ์ค˜ - ์™œ?
I'M GOING TO GET ONE OF THOSE JOB THINGS. ๊ทธ๊ฑฐ ํ•˜๋Ÿฌ ๊ฐˆ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ์ผ์ž๋ฆฌ ๊ตฌํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ...
HEY, MONICA. FRANNIE, WELCOME BACK. - ์•ˆ๋…•, ๋ชจ๋‹ˆ์นด - ํ”„๋ž˜๋‹ˆ, ๋Œ์•„์™”๊ตฌ๋‚˜
HOW WAS FLORIDA? ํ”Œ๋กœ๋ฆฌ๋‹ค๋Š” ์–ด๋•Œ?
YOU HAD SEX, DIDN'T YOU? ๋„ˆ ๋‚จ์ž๋ž‘ ์žค๊ตฌ๋‚˜?
HOW DO YOU DO THAT? ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์•Œ์•˜์–ด?
SO, WHO? ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์•Œ์•˜์–ด? - ๋ˆ„๊ตฌ์•ผ? - ํด ์•Œ์•„?
YOU KNOW PAUL? - ๋ˆ„๊ตฌ์•ผ? - ํด ์•Œ์•„?
PAUL, THE WINE GUY? ์™€์ธ ๋‹ด๋‹น ํด?
OH, YEAH, I KNOW PAUL. ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ, ๋‹น์—ฐํžˆ ์•Œ์ง€
YOU MEAN, YOU KNOW PAUL LIKE I KNOW PAUL? ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์•„๋Š” ๊ฒƒ์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ๋„ˆ๋„ ํด์„ ์•ˆ๋‹จ ๋ง์ด์ง€?
ARE YOU KIDDING? I TAKE CREDIT FOR PAUL. ๊ทธ๊ฑธ ๋ง์ด๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•ด? ๋‚˜ํ•œํ…Œ ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œํ•ด์•ผ ํ•ด
YOU KNOW, BEFORE ME, THERE WAS NO SNAP IN HIS TURTLE FOR TWO YEARS. ๋‚˜ ๋งŒ๋‚˜๊ธฐ ์ „์—๋Š” 2๋…„ ๋™์•ˆ ์„น์Šค ํ•œ๋ฒˆ ๋ชป ํ–ˆ๊ฑฐ๋“ 
OF COURSE IT WAS A LINE. ๋‹น์—ฐํžˆ ์ˆ˜์ž‘ ๊ฑธ๋ ค๊ณ  ํ•œ ๋ง์ด์ง€
WHY WOULD ANYBODY DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! ๋Œ€์ฒด ์™œ? ์™œ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์ง“์„ ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑด๋ฐ?
I ASSUME WE'RE LOOKING FOR AN ANSWER ๋‹ค๋“ค ๋ญ”๊ฐ€ ๊ทธ๋Ÿด๋“ฏํ•œ ๋Œ€๋‹ต์„ ์ฐพ์œผ๋ ค๊ณ  ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์€๋ฐ
MORE SOPHISTICATED THAN "TO GET YOU INTO BED." ๋‹ค๋“ค ๋ญ”๊ฐ€ ๊ทธ๋Ÿด๋“ฏํ•œ ๋Œ€๋‹ต์„ ์ฐพ์œผ๋ ค๊ณ  ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์€๋ฐ ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ๋„ ์นจ๋Œ€์— ๋ˆ•ํžˆ๋ ค๊ณ  ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ๋ผ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ
IS IT ME?! ๊ทผ๋ฐ ์™œ ๋‚˜์•ผ?
IS IT LIKE I HAVE SOME SORT OF BEACON THAT ONLY DOGS ๋‚˜ํ•œํ…Œ ๋ฌด์Šจ ํ‘œ์‹œ ๊ฐ™์€ ๊ฒŒ ์žˆ์–ด์„œ
AND MEN WITH SEVERE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS CAN HEAR? ์ €์งˆ์ด๋‚˜ ์ •์„œ์ ์œผ๋กœ ๋ฌธ์ œ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ๋Š” ๋‚จ์ž๋“ค๋งŒ ๋Œ์–ด๋‹น๊ธฐ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ?
GIVE ME YOUR FEET. ์ด๋ฆฌ ์™€, ๋ฐœ ์ด๋ฆฌ ์ค˜
I JUST THOUGHT HE WAS NICE, YOU KNOW? ๋‚œ ํด์ด ์ข‹์€ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด๋ผ๊ณ  ์ƒ๊ฐํ–ˆ์–ด
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A LINE. ์ˆ˜์ž‘ ๊ฑฐ๋Š” ๋ง์ธ ๊ฑธ ๋ชฐ๋ž๋‹จ ๊ฒŒ ๋ฏฟ์„ ์ˆ˜๊ฐ€ ์—†์–ด!
GUESS WHAT? ๋ฌด์Šจ ์ผ ์žˆ์—ˆ๊ฒŒ?
YOU GOT A JOB? ARE YOU KIDDING? - ์ผ์ž๋ฆฌ ๊ตฌํ–ˆ์–ด? - ๋ฌด์Šจ ์†Œ๋ฆฌ์•ผ?
I'M TRAINED FOR NOTHING. ๋‚œ ์•„๋ฌด๊ฒƒ๋„ ํ•  ์ค„ ๋ชฐ๋ผ
I WAS LAUGHED OUT OF 12 INTERVIEWS. ๋ฉด์ ‘์„ ์—ด๋‘ ๊ตฐ๋ฐ๋‚˜ ๋ดค๋Š”๋ฐ ๋‹ค ๋‚  ๋น„์›ƒ๋”๋ผ
YET YOU'RE UPBEAT. ๊ทผ๋ฐ ๋„Œ ๋†€๋ž„ ๋งŒํผ ์ฆ๊ฑฐ์›Œ ๋ณด์ธ๋‹ค?
YOU WOULD BE, TOO, IF YOU FOUND JOAN AND DAVID BOOTS ON SALE 50 PERCENT OFF. ๋น„์‹ผ ๋ธŒ๋žœ๋“œ ๋ถ€์ธ ๋ฅผ ๋ฐ˜๊ฐ’์— ์‚ฌ๋ฉด ๋„ˆํฌ๋„ ๊ทธ๋Ÿด๊ฑธ
OH, HOW WELL YOU KNOW ME. ๋‚  ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ์ž˜ ์•„๋Š”์ง€
THEY'RE MY NEW I-DON'T-NEED-A-JOB, ์ด ์ƒˆ ๋ถ€์ธ  ์ด๋ฆ„์€ '๋‚œ ์ด์ œ ์ง์—…๋„ ๋ถ€๋ชจ๋‹˜๋„ ํ•„์š” ์—†์–ด'
I-DON'T-NEED-MY-PARENTS, I'VE-GOT-GREAT-BOOTS BOOTS. '๋‚œ ์ด์ œ ์ง์—…๋„ ๋ถ€๋ชจ๋‹˜๋„ ํ•„์š” ์—†์–ด' '๋‚˜ํ•œํ… ๊ทผ์‚ฌํ•œ ๋ถ€์ธ ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ์œผ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ' ๋ถ€์ธ ์•ผ
HOW DID YOU PAY FOR THEM? A CREDIT CARD. - ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์ƒ€์–ด? - ์‹ ์šฉ ์นด๋“œ๋กœ
AND WHO PAYS FOR THAT? ๊ทธ๊ฑด ๋ˆ„๊ฐ€ ๊ฐš๋Š”๋ฐ?
UM... MY FATHER. ์•„๋น 
COME ON. YOU CAN'T LIVE OFF YOUR PARENTS YOUR WHOLE LIFE. ์–ด์„œ, ํ‰์ƒ์„ ๋ถ€๋ชจ๋‹˜๊ป˜ ์˜์ง€ํ•ด์„œ ์‚ด ์ˆœ ์—†์ž–์•„
I KNOW THAT. THAT'S WHY I WAS GETTING MARRIED. ์•Œ์•„, ๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ๊ฒฐํ˜ผํ•˜๋ ค๊ณ  ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
IT'S HARD BEING ON YOUR OWN THE FIRST TIME. ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ๋ณด์ฑ„์ง€ ๋งˆ ํ™€๋กœ์„œ๊ธฐ๊ฐ€ ์‰ฝ์ง„ ์•Š์„ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
THANK YOU. - ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ - ์ฒœ๋งŒ์—
I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST CAME HERE. ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ด ๋„์‹œ์— ์ฒ˜์Œ ์™”์„ ๋•Œ๊ฐ€ 14์‚ด์ด์—ˆ์–ด
I WAS 14, MY MOM HAD JUST KILLED HERSELF ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ด ๋„์‹œ์— ์ฒ˜์Œ ์™”์„ ๋•Œ๊ฐ€ 14์‚ด์ด์—ˆ์–ด ์—„๋งˆ๋Š” ์ž์‚ดํ–ˆ๊ณ  ์ƒˆ์•„๋น ๋Š” ๊ฐ์˜ฅ์œผ๋กœ ๋Œ์•„๊ฐ”์ง€
AND MY STEPDAD WAS BACK IN PRISON. ์—„๋งˆ๋Š” ์ž์‚ดํ–ˆ๊ณ  ์ƒˆ์•„๋น ๋Š” ๊ฐ์˜ฅ์œผ๋กœ ๋Œ์•„๊ฐ”์ง€
I GOT HERE AND DIDN'T KNOW ANYBODY. ์—ฌ๊ธฐ ์ฒ˜์Œ ์™”์„ ๋•Œ ์•„๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ์•„๋ฌด๋„ ์—†์—ˆ์–ด
I ENDED UP LIVING WITH THIS ALBINO GUY ์–ด์ฉŒ๋‹ค ๋ฐฑ์ƒ‰์ฆ ๊ฑธ๋ฆฐ ๋‚จ์ž๋ž‘ ์‚ด๊ฒŒ ๋๋Š”๋ฐ
WHO WAS CLEANING WINDSHIELDS OUTSIDE PORT AUTHORITY ํ•ญ๋งŒ ๊ด€๋ฆฌ ์œ„์›ํšŒ ๊ฑด๋ฌผ์—์„œ ์œ ๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ๋‹ฆ๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด์—ˆ์ง€ ๊ทผ๋ฐ ๊ทธ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋„ ์ž์‚ดํ–ˆ์ง€ ๋ญ์•ผ
AND THEN HE KILLED HIMSELF ๊ทผ๋ฐ ๊ทธ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋„ ์ž์‚ดํ–ˆ์ง€ ๋ญ์•ผ
AND THEN I FOUND AROMA THERAPY. SO I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL. ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋‹ค ์•„๋กœ๋งˆ ์š”๋ฒ•์„ ๋ฐฐ์› ์–ด ๋‚˜๋„ ๋„ค ๊ธฐ๋ถ„ ์ž˜ ์•Œ์•„
THE WORD YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS... ์ด ์‹œ์ ์—์„œ ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ํ•  ๋ง์€...
"ANYWAY..." '์–ด์จŒ๋“ '์ด์•ผ
ALL RIGHT. YOU READY? ์ข‹์•„, ์ค€๋น„๋์–ด?
I DON'T THINK SO. - ๋‚œ ๋ชป ํ•ด - ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์–ด
CUT. CUT. ์ž˜๋ผ, ์ž˜๋ผ ๋ฒ„๋ ค
( chanting ): CUT. CUT. CUT. CUT. CUT. ์ž˜๋ผ, ์ž˜๋ผ ๋ฒ„๋ ค
( cheering ) - ํ•ด๋ƒˆ์–ด! - ์ข‹์•˜์–ด
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD. IT SUCKS. ํ˜„์‹ค ์„ธ๊ณ„์— ์˜จ ๊ฑธ ํ™˜์˜ํ•ด ๊ฑฐ์ง€ ๊ฐ™๊ธด ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ๋ง˜์— ๋“ค ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT. ๊ฑฐ์ง€ ๊ฐ™๊ธด ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ๋ง˜์— ๋“ค ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
THAT'S IT. ๋‹ค ๋๋‚ฌ๋‹ค
YOU WANT TO CRASH ON THE COUCH? ์˜ค๋น , ์†ŒํŒŒ์—์„œ ์ž˜ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ?
NO. I GOT TO GO HOME. YOU GOING TO BE OKAY? - ์•„๋‹ˆ, ๊ฐ€๋”์€ ์ง‘์— ๊ฐ€ ์ค˜์•ผ์ง€ - ๊ดœ์ฐฎ๊ฒ ์–ด?
YEAH. ์‘
HEY, MON, LOOK WHAT I FOUND. ์ž ๊น, ๋ฐ”๋‹ฅ์— ์ด๊ฒŒ ๋–จ์–ด์กŒ๋„ค
WHAT? ๋ญ์•ผ?
THAT'S PAUL'S WATCH. ํด์˜ ์‹œ๊ณ„์•ผ
PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT. ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ์žˆ๋˜ ๊ณณ์— ๋‘ฌ
OH, BOY. ์•„์ด๊ณ , ๊ทธ๋ž˜
ALL RIGHT, GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. ์•„์ด๊ณ , ๊ทธ๋ž˜ ๋‘ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ ๋‹ค ์ž˜ ์ž
Both: GOOD NIGHT. - ์ž˜ ์ž - ์ž˜ ์ž
OH, SORRY. - ๋ฏธ์•ˆ, ๋„ˆ ๋จน์–ด - ์•„๋‹ˆ์•ผ, ๋จน์–ด
OH, NO. GO. SPLIT IT? - ๋„ˆ ๋จน์–ด, ๋‚œ ๋ณ„๋กœ์•ผ - ๋‚˜๋ˆ  ๋จน์„๊นŒ?
OKAY. - ๊ทธ๋ž˜ - ์ข‹์•„
THANKS. ๊ณ ๋งˆ์›Œ
YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW THIS BUT BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL I HAD A... ์žˆ์ง€, ๋„Œ ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒ ์ง€๋งŒ ๊ณ ๋“ฑํ•™๊ต ๋‹ค๋‹ ๋•Œ
MAJOR CRUSH ON YOU. ๋„ ์—„์ฒญ ์ข‹์•„ํ–ˆ์—ˆ์–ด
I KNEW. ์•Œ์•„
YOU DID? ์•Œ์•˜์–ด? ๊ทธ๋žฌ๊ตฌ๋‚˜
I ALWAYS FIGURED YOU JUST THOUGHT I WAS MONICA'S GEEKY OLDER BROTHER. ๋‚  ๋ชจ๋‹ˆ์นด์˜ ๊ดด์งœ ์˜ค๋น ๋กœ๋งŒ ์ƒ๊ฐํ•˜๋Š” ์ค„ ์•Œ์•˜๋Š”๋ฐ
OH. ๊ทธ๋žฌ์–ด
LISTEN, DO YOU THINK-- ์žˆ์ž–์•„...
AND TRY NOT TO LET MY INTENSE VULNERABILITY BECOME ANY KIND OF A FACTOR HERE-- ๋‚˜์˜ ์—ฐ์•ฝํ•œ ๊ฐ์ˆ˜์„ฑ์„ ๋ณด์—ฌ ์ฃผ๊ณ  ์‹ถ์ง€๋Š” ์•Š์ง€๋งŒ
BUT WOULD IT BE OKAY IF I ASKED YOU OUT SOMETIME MAYBE? ์–ด์ฉŒ๋ฉด ๋ง์ด์•ผ, ์–ธ์ œ ํ•œ๋ฒˆ ๋ฐ์ดํŠธ ์‹ ์ฒญํ•ด๋„ ๊ดœ์ฐฎ์„๊นŒ?
YEAH. ๊ทธ๋ž˜
MAYBE. ์–ด์ฉŒ๋ฉด
OKAY. ์ข‹์•„
OKAY, MAYBE I WILL. ์–ด์ฉŒ๋ฉด ์‹ ์ฒญํ• ์ง€๋„ ๋ชฐ๋ผ
GOOD NIGHT. - ์ž˜ ์ž - ์ž˜ ์ž
SEE YOU. ์ž˜ ๊ฐ€
WAIT, WAIT. WHAT'S WITH YOU? ์ž ๊น, ์™œ ๊ทธ๋ž˜?
I JUST GRABBED A SPOON. ๋ฐฉ๊ธˆ ์Šคํ‘ผ์„ ์ง‘์—ˆ๊ฑฐ๋“ 
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING. ๋ฌด์Šจ ๋ง์„ ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ?
โ™ช I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING. โ™ช ์ง€๊ธˆ ๋ฌด์Šจ ๋ง์„ ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ
I SAID YOU HAD... โ™ช I SAID YOU HAD... โ™ช - ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ๋‚ด ๋ง์€... - ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ๋‚ด ๋ง์€...
WOULD YOU STOP? WAS I DOING IT AGAIN? - ๊ทธ๋งŒ ์ข€ ํ• ๋ž˜? - ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋˜ ๊ทธ๋žฌ์–ด?
All: YES! - ๊ทธ๋ž˜! - ๊ทธ๋ž˜!
WOULD ANYBODY LIKE MORE COFFEE? ์ปคํ”ผ ๋” ๋งˆ์‹ค ์‚ฌ๋žŒ?
DID YOU MAKE IT OR ARE YOU JUST SERVING IT? ๋„ค๊ฐ€ ํƒ„ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ? ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ฉด ์„œ๋น™๋งŒ ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ?
I'M JUST SERVING IT. ์„œ๋น™๋งŒ ํ•˜๋Š”๋ฐ?
YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. - ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ์ค˜ - ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ํ•œ ์ž” ์ค˜
KIDS, NEW DREAM. ์–˜๋“ค์•„, ๋˜ ๊ฟˆ ์–˜๊ธฐ๋‹ค
I'M IN LAS VEGAS. I'M LIZA MINELLI. ์ด๋ฒˆ์—” ๋ผ์Šค๋ฒ ์ด๊ฑฐ์Šค์•ผ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋ผ์ด์ž ๋ฏธ๋„ฌ๋ฆฌ์˜€์–ด

 

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